i write tragedies not sins

Shane was drunk the first and only time he ever heard Nelly furtados I’m like a bird and he cried so hard he threw up and when he woke up the next morning he asked Hayden what the song was and Hayden (scared for him) is like. what song dude. And Shane is left to assume it came from his heart and soul and he’s ashamed to have had those thoughts so he’s like. I actually don’t know what I was talking about. There was no song. And Hayden is thinks to himself that gaslighting should not be this easy

"female hollanov are figure skaters" "female hollanov are gymnasts" female hollanov are reenacting the plot of black swan and you know it

Jane stabs herself in the stomach and dances the final act of swan lake in a fit of ecstasy and Lily visits her in the hospital the next day like "so what are we"

The fun thing about the deserted island survival fic is that it's actually a Survival story for both of them. Shane is trying not to die from starvation, exposure, and scurvy, and Ilya is beating away the suicidal thoughts with a stick made of pure spite

Notably, I'm planning on setting this during Ilya's first year with the centaurs, so he truly picked up his entire life and moved away from his support system to be with his boyfriend...only for his boyfriend to immediately go and "die" on him. It's really rude of Shane, honestly

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me