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sleepyeepy

for one of their anniversaries shane gives ilya a receipt for two burial plots side by side and he tells ilya that not even death could separate them or something along those lines

everyone who hears this is like wtf shane that’s so morbid and creepy

meanwhile ilya is clutching the paper to his chest sobbing because he feels so loved and revered by shane in that moment that he tells him they might have to use his gift earlier than expected if he keeps pulling on his heart like that

wingedquill

"female hollanov are figure skaters" "female hollanov are gymnasts" female hollanov are reenacting the plot of black swan and you know it

wingedquill

Jane stabs herself in the stomach and dances the final act of swan lake in a fit of ecstasy and Lily visits her in the hospital the next day like "so what are we"

"female hollanov are figure skaters" "female hollanov are gymnasts" female hollanov are reenacting the plot of black swan and you know it

#hollanov #heated rivalry #inspired by me watching the new black swan musical #(it's very good! go see it if you're in the Boston area)

scunthotter

when does smoothie bucky lose his arm?

I think its spelled Kip?

Scott takes Kip out in the ice as a romantic date and but he's so elderly that his hip gives out, he falls and takes Kip down with him. He hits Kips arm with his skate blade and that's how Kip loses his arm.

Unless anon you have a funnier idea on how it happens.

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one important fact about deserted island Shane is that he gets rescued by the Disney Cruise company scouting out a private island for their new cruise destination. They try and invite him back to the island three years later for a luxury vacation and he Respectfully Declines

This does mean that the first thing he eats in 18 months, other than fish, crabs, and coconuts, is a waffle in the shape of Mickey mouse.

#this fic can't decide whether to be a serious story of survival and resilience #or a black comedy #Disney keeps trying to get Shane to do promotional material with them after this #he respectfully declines a beach vacation #but he does wind up going to a movie premiere with Ilya and rose #(I'm not a Disney adult for the record)#(I actually kinda hate Disney and all that they stand for)#(but I do think the concept of Shane dissociating on a fancy Disney executive yacht surrounded by Mickey mouse wallpaper)#(is objectively hilarious)

wingedquill

The fun thing about the deserted island survival fic is that it's actually a Survival story for both of them. Shane is trying not to die from starvation, exposure, and scurvy, and Ilya is beating away the suicidal thoughts with a stick made of pure spite

wingedquill

Notably, I'm planning on setting this during Ilya's first year with the centaurs, so he truly picked up his entire life and moved away from his support system to be with his boyfriend...only for his boyfriend to immediately go and "die" on him. It's really rude of Shane, honestly

#marly gets himself traded to Montreal #just so that there's someone in the same country as Ilya #that can drag him out of his Depression Hole #he winds up becoming really good friends with Shane when he Comes Back

The fun thing about the deserted island survival fic is that it's actually a Survival story for both of them. Shane is trying not to die from starvation, exposure, and scurvy, and Ilya is beating away the suicidal thoughts with a stick made of pure spite

#yes he does think Shane is dead #a big part of his motivation at first is not knowing who killed him #and the desire to bring his murderer to justice #I'm writing a scene where Ilya is just looking out at the ocean #and knowing that his best chance of being with Shane is if he walks into it #and hopes that their cells wind up together in the belly of the same fish #it's a bummer of a time truly #heated rivalry #suicide ment

uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

thesebonesbite

Magnus Archives fan I see

partywithponies

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

#🫂👀✨🧦⚾#putting a spell on the red Sox to make them good

mybloodstream-caffeine

I could SO imagine an au where Ilya thinks Shane is playing like some 4D level mind fuck game with him when he comes over to shake his hand (twice) and compliment his playing, so instead of doing his cocky asshole schtick he earnestly takes the compliment and returns it in kind. And then Ilya goes in for the kill, expecting to call Shane's nice guy bluff by asking for his number. Ha. Bet you weren't expecting THAT, Hollander.

But then Hollander seems,,, weirdly pleased?? And,,, actually complies?? Before practically skipping off, like he got what he wanted?? What??

And then they're texting back and forth and Ilya still partly thinks this is some kind of long con, but then it's been weeks and then it's been longer and suddenly they're at the draft and Shane is looking around the room and when he spots Ilya his entire face lights up and he's making a beeline for Ilya and he's still smiling as he says "Ilya!" like he's happy to see him,,, because he IS happy to see him. Because they've been messaging basically constantly for months now and oh fuck oh shit Ilya is so so deeply screwed.

And so, instead of their canon rivals-with-benefits arrangement, we get the ten year slow burn best friends to lovers narrative.

mybloodstream-caffeine

@martelldoran COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR:

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swagsmeister

hollanov grocery run

dovebane

If you have a fucked up sicknasty fanfic you've been thinking about sharing but are unsure, this post is your sign to run to AO3 and Just Do It: 1. Someone somewhere wants to read it. Even if it's only one person, that person matters

2. Your creativity matters and so does your ability to share it

3. Serial harassers in fandom spaces are beginning to express discomfort that sites like AO3 completely strip their ability to do anything about fic they don't like, sometimes going as far as leaving entire fandoms due to the influx of "problematic fiction without a chance for consequences to the author". Posting your fanworks to AO3 actively contributes to making harassers feel unsafe and powerless in fandom

4. Militant anti-fanfic content creators also cannot do anything about fic posted to AO3

5. You can post anonymously to AO3, with the ability to de-anonymize at any time

6. You can moderate comments before making them visible on your fic, restrict comments to logged-in users only, or turn off comments altogether, meaning you can post anonymously and completely turn off comments if you choose

hudsonswilliams

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 🏒 DAY SEVEN: FREE CHOICE [INSPO]

Shane Hollander + Wordle

politijohn

Source

robotsfromouterspace

#ok but we did know this#recaptcha was explicitly invented for crowdsourcing fixes for OCR errors#and it was a really good idea at the time because the ocr algos were way less accurate#none of this was secret#arguably recaptcha launched a whole line of crowdsourcing work in ML fields it was an important and well documented technique#obviously the end result isn't great!#but again none of this was secret. they told you if you ever clicked on info about the captcha Yeah this has been public knowledge for almost 20 years. I don't think I really buy the labor argument either-- I think two seconds of identification work is a reasonable price to access an otherwise free website, and a price I'm WAY more willing to pay than displaying ads. There ARE machine learning projects worth doing and I would argue that OCR and, yes, vehicular computer vision are among them. And as pointed out in the above tags, information on what the recaptcha was doing was available to any given user.

Captchas that didn't do anything BESIDES spam filtering predate recaptchas, and we'd still be spending that time on them if recaptcha hadn't been invented. The whole idea was that we might as well be doing something useful with it.

Like. Article from 2007. We have known about this.

A new service launched by Carnegie Mellon makes use of the collective public intelligence of people on the Internet to help digitize scanned

#guys ocr is so important why are you boogeymanning this #you would need to solve captchas anyway #I cannot express to you how important captchas are for making the internet Function At All

oshell-on-ice

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

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mjshortformcjesus

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

loontattoo

I am in fact in tears at the thought of Shane thinking to himself that he can never die because if he dies then Ilya will kill himself and he has to stop that from happening so he has to live forever

loontattoo

@hollzander the way I gasped

#wrote a one shot where shane gets shot #and there's a bit where he tells the 911 operator that #he needs to call ilya because he'll die if he doesn't #and the fic doesn't get into it #but that call was 10% i love yous #and 90% shane begging ilya not to kill himself #tw suicide #tw gun violence

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