bird brain

calling in sick to work with realising i've been dead for years

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

reblog and tag this with a word you just like saying

reblog and tag this with a word you just like saying

*turns in too, a chibi version of me* Wtf How I Change back

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

I’ve only seen this post referenced in incorrect fandom quotes

Heritage post

Iconic post

Omg I found the post

What if neither of us bite but we die?

That’s Shakespeare.

What if it bites me and we both die?

Your poisonus and it's venomous

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