Guyās Help Chat Room - Branson University
Kevin0403: Hey guys, can I ask you something?
Kevin0403: So, itās about my college roommate. I was paired up with a jock, and heās so messy and smelly. Iāve tried to change rooms, but they arenāt accepting it. What can I do?
Damon0397: Leave the school.
Neil5018: Give him some actual f****nā advice, Damon!
Tony7273: Have you tried just swapping with another student, outside of the residential living office?
Kevin0403: They wonāt allow that either.
Chris3882: Man, that sucks.
Damon0397: Why donāt you try being a bit more like your roommate?
Tony7273: Itās actually not a half-bad idea.
Kevin0403: I mean, I guess I could do that, but Iām such a neat freak, and George, well, heās George.
Neil5018: We can help you out with that, isnāt that right, boys?
Tony7273: So, first things first, letās start off small. Heās smelly, so you should be smelly too.
Kevin0403: What the f**k happened!? My pits reek now!
Chris3882: You probably forgot to shower last night, dude.
Paddy7491: Now that youāre smelly, letās get you a bit messy, but not too literally.
Kevin0403: Haha, very funny, guys. Do any of you have actual tips for me?
Damon0397: I think if you got some abs, then George might wanna actually hang out with you.
Kevin0403: I can certainly try, but I donāt like to work- Holy s**t! I have a six-pack now! What the f**k is going on here!?
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Kevin0403: Guys, something is seriously f****d up here!? Can you guys leave the chat?
Tony7273: No, Kevin, we canāt. Weāre not done changing you yet.
Neil5018: I think George might want some nice and juicy pecs to rest on his head before he goes out to party and bang some chicks.
Kevin0403: But George isnāt even- S**T! It happened again, guys! Why the f**k are my pecs so big!
Paddy7491: We already told you, brah!
Damon0397: And you definitely need some big strong arms to hold George when heās upset and crying.
Kevin0403: I have never seen that man upset once in my life, even after he lost a game! OMFG, stop it guys! I donāt wanna be a jock like George! I just wanted some tips to deal with him!
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Kevin0403: I yanked my power cord out of the wall and the screen still didnāt f****nā go away!
Chris3882: Just give in to the changes, Kevin. Youāre becoming the jock youāre always meant to be.
Tony7273: Yeah, and jocks need big strong legs no matter what sport they play.
Paddy7491: I think George plays football. Itād be so cool if you guys played together!
Kevin0403: No it most certainly would not! But you f****nā weirdos already made my leg muscles inflate!
Neil5018: And now for every guyās favorite body part! A jock has to have a big dick, right?
Kevin0403: Well, uh, I guess I wouldnāt mind my dick getting a bit bigger. But everything else youāre doing to me is so f****d up, guys!
Damon0397: No, it really isnāt, Kevin. Now that you have the muscles of a jock, letās finish turning you into a jock physically.
Kevin0403: Does this magic or whatever s**t youāre doing to me work when itās not specific? Yeah, it does, because now I donāt have any fuckinā acne, my hairās a different color and cut much shorter, and my back is straighter!
Chris3882: See, we didnāt want you to get scoliosis, brah!
Tony7273: Jocks donāt usually wear button-downs or suits either, unless theyāre going to a game. But since youāre in your bedroom or someplace, but not on the field, letās get you into some jock clothes.
Kevin0403: Why the f**k does my wardrobe need to change! It was perfectly fine before! S**t, now I have on a t-shirt and some athletic shorts! Thanks, guys.
Neil5018: No problem, brah! And when you donāt need to put a shirt and pants on, jocks love to lounge around in their boxers.
Kevin0403: But Iām a briefs guy! And there my f****nā clothes go! It feels so f****nā weird just sitting here in my boxers.
Paddy7491: You just need to get used to it, Kevin. Youāre a jock now. And now itās time for the really fun stuff. Jocks love to have sex, brah, so it makes sense you have a high libido, Kevin.
Kevin0403: I have a perfectly fine libido, thank you very much. F**k, Iām so f****nā horny, I need to jerk off right now!
Neil5018: Thatās a good jock, Kevin. Just keep stroking your dick as we finish transforming you into a jock.
Tony7273: Of course, jocks arenāt usually smart. Yeah, some are, but itās so much more fun when jocks are dumb, just like you are!
Kevin0403: No, I worked so hard to get into this college and get my degree! But, yeah, brahs, it, like, feels so much f****nā better to just sit back and jerk my dick and not have to worry about, like, any tests or quizzes or homework.
Chris3882: Almost there, Kevin, youāre almost there!
Paddy7491: Sweet, brah! You know, jocks love to flex and show off their muscles to their bros and hot chicks.
Kevin0403: I mean, I have the muscles now, but do jocks normally do that? Man, it feels so f****nā natural to flex and show off my guns!
Damon0397: Yeah, jocks love to do that, brah! And the last part of being a jock is loving being with your fellow jock bros. Whenever youāre around George or any jocks on campus, youāll flex with them and act just like a bro should around other bros.
Kevin0403: Like, yeah, man, Iām not gonna f****nā talk about Euclidean geometry around my brahs! Like, they only care about how many pussies I smashed and how many n00bs I killed in Call of Duty!
Neil5018: Your transformation is finally complete, Kevin. I hoped we all solved your problem!
Kevin0403: Yeah you did! George just texted me to come flex with him and some of the bros in the quad while all the chicks are out!
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