Una Artista Ansiosa

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

Was that your mom I just met that was Sofia ok is Sofia your mother ?? My mother is dead. Let me put it this way. Are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first nine months of ur mortal life in?? Anatomically. There’s the womb, and there’s the cervix- Stop the car. and there’s the uterus, Are you jumping the cervix??? And there’s-🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE CAR —- MY SHOES!?! It’s not one thing Louis (theowing up) 🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE GOD DAMN CAR. LOUIS!!!! Fuck fuck fuck my shoes. LOUIS!!!!!!!!! LOUISSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You don’t eat where you shit, and you don’t come inside the door you came out of what on GODS SAVAGE EARTH IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?? She was dying Louis I gave her the gift NO NO ITS BASIC ITS FUNDAMENTAL- NO ITS A COMPLICATED MULTIFACETED SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES NO NO THERES NO CIRCUMSTANCE THAT LEADS TO OH YEAH!! I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEn!?!?! You’re being very judgey. Come to Montreal???? See me sing??? Hey meet my friend with incestual benefits !?! This is all- all- time Armand level deceit. OH DO NOT WALK AWAY AND - AND - AND SAY HIS NAME DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HIM HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THIS IS A CENTURIES LONG LIE YOU HUNG HER PORTRAIT OVER OUR COFFINS IN NEW ORLEANS ITS SICK ITS SICK - WE ARE UNNATURAL BEINGS AND THIS IS THE HALF HUMAN SOUL YOU CONVENIENTLY WHIP OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA WIN AN ARGUMENT WHAT -ARGUMENT YOU GOT FOR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ITS SICKNESS MAYBE THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR SICKNESS BUT MY GOD - YOU!!! YOU!!! - SEEK A PROFESSIONAL - YOU CALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA AND PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELINE AND WHAT DO I SAY DO I SAY YOURE SICK LOUIS DO I SAY SICKNESS LOUIS NO I SPEND A MONTH AND A HALF TALKING YOU BACK FROM UNIMAGINABLE FRENZY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OWN FRACTURING 😰😨😨😰😰😭😭😨😰😨😭😭😨😰I OFFER YOU ROOM UNDER MY ROOF Ok….. I OFFER YOU THE POSSIBILITY OF RECKONING WITH YOUR CRIPPLING GUILT Ok….. I OFFER 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰 I OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭Ok…..It’s ok…. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😭😭😭😭🤮🤮

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

the dm scene great but my favourite part was when armand added in a little gossip in the middle of all of the "for 52 years i have loved you and remember when you needed to cry really bad one day i made sure you got to do that alone in a pretty church and i have done little things for you and loved you for that long and also lestat is FUCKING HIS MOM isn't that crazy"

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

Oh my god 😭😭😭😭

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.