Happy Holidays! I had the good fortune of being assigned your Secret Santa, and I couldn’t be happier! I took the opportunity to familiarize myself with the demo for the fantastic ReAnimation Scheme, and immediately found myself hooked by the absolutely inspired concept of necromancy doubling as a soul-sucking customer service job. I hope that I was able to do Raenelle and Sebastien justice in this min-fanfiction I wrote!
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“By the Ancestors, girl, what do you mean I’m only a Silver Patron? I left those accursed brats enough for Platinum-tier thrice over, and yet you claim--”
The spirit before me swells with inflamed pride, continuing his ranting unabated as I tune him out. I ought to have known he’d be one of those. As soon as I opened the trunk and saw the coin with his name on it, it ought to have been obvious.
Zianna, I get up early for once, and for what? My transfer request denied yet again, and now--
“...are you even listening? Deities, I’d heard you Reanimators are the worst of the bunch, but to think that you’d be so blatant in disregarding your betters--! Call your supervisor at once! For someone of my stature to be allotted a mere half-day of reanimation is highway robbery! Do you even know who I am, Death Mage?”
Pinching the bridge of my nose in an effort to head off an incipient headache, I nod, eyes flicking back to the scroll. Incarnations, why couldn’t the first summoning of the day be a simple one?
“Yes, of course I know who you are. I summoned you after all, Sir Rudiford.”
I force a smile that is more a baring of teeth than anything.
“My apologies. Since you have passed, the title is now recorded as belonging to--”
“To no one yet! I know full well my Reanimation Rites never would have been seen to at all, if I’d named an heir while living. If I could take my title and wealth with me, I’d do it! Ancestors take the wretches, not one is worthy of either the name or the coin.”
The spirit before me falls to furious silence, flickering a sulfurous yellow. The portrait depicted on the scroll is not especially pleasant, and I reflect that death has done little to improve upon the (former) Lord Rudiford’s appearance.
“Are you denying your Reanimation Services, then?” I inquire through gritted teeth.
The former lord gives me an excoriating glare in reply. “Of course I am not! I am demanding an extension--half a day is not nearly enough time to wrap up business for a personage such as I! The Silver ranking is clearly in error--I ought to have a full day and a half, at the least!”
My head tips back heavily. Zianna, what did I ever do to deserve this?
Clearing my throat, I meet his eyes again before the spirit becomes apoplectic. “And as I have explained, extensions are not within my power to provide. See?”
I hold the scroll aloft, jabbing a finger at it.
“Silver Patron of the Reanimation Scheme. That comes with a half-day’s reanimation. Your body has been preserved in good condition with that in mind--but any extension without proper authorization, and you’ll be stinking of rot and dropping limbs in the street by day’s end. Hardly in keeping with the dignity of a lord.” I stress the title heavily, trying to suppress a smirk as I do so. The idea of this garbage spirit stinking of literal garbage appeals to me.
“Your manager, mage! If you are too far down the food chain to be of use to me, surely you have some minder or other that will have authority to act!”
I sigh, eyes flicking to the form shamelessly slumbering on my desk, silver and white fur splayed against the red and brown leather binding of thick volumes I have no intention of reading on my own.
“Right. You’re right, of course, Mister Rudiford. Let me transfer you--”
With a flare of my magic, the sulfur-yellow shade blinks out of being, and I sigh heavily with relief.
“That isn’t likely to improve your rating, Raenelle.”
I glower at the cat sprawled on my desk. Sebastien has done no more than crack open a single golden eye, but already he is judging me.
“As if you were any help at all. If the Twelve Deities and Ancestors can see just what I have to deal with, I’m sure--”
Sebastien stretches in a boneless ripple of silver fur. “Then they’ll know what I am subjected to with you, and commend me to the heavens while relieving me of my promised duties.”
Scowling, I give the long, fluffy tail a slight tug, just enough to be annoying without being painful.
“And some Reanimator you are. Have you given any thought of what will happen at the morgue, when that cad wakes up?”
“Sure. They’ll kick Lord Rudiford out to see his family as swiftly as they can, same as me.”
Sebastien shakes his head, obviously unwilling to appreciate the vision that is bringing me so much mirth.
I shift my weight with a sigh, annoyed.
“What of them? Will they even care what he thinks, the old skinflint? They carved his name into a single coin, as his reanimation token! I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them killed him,” I observe darkly, scanning his scroll.
Sebastien appears momentarily taken aback, but soldiers on bravely.
“You can’t make assumptions--”
I turn a malevolent smile back on him. The headache is building pressure. “Sure, okay. Great. Shall I summon him back and refer him to you, then? As my mentor, I mean. That’s the closest to--”
The golden eyes vanish, thick, brushy tail curling over them almost as a shield.
“My role is to counsel you, not appease the spirits you upset.”
I look at the mirror that dominates the room, reflecting both light and darkness in equal measure. I never wanted this to be my job. I never wanted to be a guide for anyone, let alone spirits.
The glass is cold where I rest my brow against it.
“Raenelle? Are you asleep?”
I let out a mighty sigh, cheeks puffing outwards and breath fogging the glass.
On to the next. Let’s see…
I scan my mental list of the day.
Here’s hoping he’s easier than the last.
OH MY GOSH!!!!! I'm so happy you're my secret santa, and 🥰is this two gifts in one?!?!! Adorable Sebastien fanart AND a hilarious and beautifully written fanfic!!!! I love these, thank you so so so much! Happy Holidays to you too @brightoakgame!!
(And thank you to @crescencestudio for hosting the lovely event!!)