Wind blows Time glows

i know kindness exists because i am kind

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

Hey hey hey if vampires are like allergic to religious objects. Does it only apply to things relevant to them personally. Like how does that work. Does their god specifically abandon them or do they all just go "yeah fuck this guy" I wanna know what happens when a vampire wasn't christian

Going on a vampire hunt with no prior knowledge of the vampires religious affiliation so you just take one of those "coexist " stickers to cover your bases

i don’t think violence, or greed are the roots of human nature. i think warping looms and making soups are.

everyone is zeroing on the soup part which is nice but weaving has been around for at least 12,000 years (more like 30,000 years but yee). weaving is one of the first technologies that human beings developed and perfected and i think that’s neat.

two fundamental needs are warm (soup) and soft (fabric)

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

this ritual requires that i have incredible gay wizard sex with my sexiest and most hated rival wizard, for the ritual, you see. not because i like you or anything.

bro did you seriously just talk during soul eater opening 1 "resonance"?

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

ocs are great you just make up a guy and do whatever you want with them and it's free and nobody can stop you

bored? invent a little guy in your head. it's free and the cops can't stop you

Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

fascism in italy was not defeated by discourse.

Something I heard recently: if you insist on sheltering both lambs and wolves, you will get in the end only wolves. If you insist your safe space is safe for bigots as well as minorities you will have a space full of bigots- minorities will be driven out.