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Heyo, my name is Wil! Unrelated to my enjoyment of Wilbur Soot, it was just an awkward coincidence. Originally made as my Minecraft/content creator brainrot sideblog under the name MrBeeBoi where I put all the stuff I’m too embarrassed to let my mutuals on my main blog see, but is quickly becoming the place where I ramble about whatever I want whenever I want.

— I’m 22, wooo gotta love being a fandom adult

— I’m American, unfortunately

— I’m aro/ace and transmasc (I’m genderfluid), just started HRT and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me

— Virgo☀️ Libra 🌕 Taurus ⬆️

— I play guitar and drums, and I sing a little. I’m not great at any of it lol but I love doing it anyway. My friends and I are starting a band and we’re all terrible, it’s incredible!

— I paint and draw sometimes. I also write, but not for fandom anymore.

— I’m WSS. I think that’s obvious. If you’ve got a problem with it please just move along. I could give you my laundry list of reasons, but you don’t care and we both know it.

— My favorite Lovejoy song is It’s Golden Hour Somewhere, my favorite song on Your City Gave Me Asthma is Your Sister Was Right, and my favorite song off Mammalian Sighing Reflex is a tie between Glass Chalet and Trying Not To Think About It.

DNI List:

• Homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, Trumpies, the like. You get the deal.

• Hardcore Catholics and other Christian denominations. Basically all Bible-thumpers. Go away I’m too busy kissing Satan directly on the mouth with tongue to listen to you. She and I are having hot evil lesbian sex later.

• A soft DNI to young minors. It’s more like a “holding you at arms length” thing. We can talk, I’m just not interested in being more than people in the same fandom who talk to each other. Teenagers are kind of a gray area, depends on the person.

• People who are unbelievably horny about Wilbur Soot to like a parasocial level. Sorry, the majority of you are children and that man is at least a decade older than you. Go find someone your own age to lust after, I promise you he does not want you.

• Toxic SSS/Wilbur Soot haters. Womp womp there it is, we saw it coming. I love a petty fandom fight as much as the next guy, but eventually I will just block you. Block me and move on, pretty please. It’s what I do. Your life will be so much better if you avoid the things that upset you.