˙⋆✮Will ✮⋆˙

Me and the boys are gonna go to Jupiter later to get more stupider as fuck

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

I don't use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.