friendship is truth

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

you know the cast of characters is batshit when ally and lou are effectively the straight men but those straight men are coked our business guys and like. the WORST business guys you’ve ever met. and they’re keeping everyone on track.

four day weekend. shout out to jesus. sorry that happened

stoicism won’t save you. pick up a hobby where you make something with your hands

r they still makin new optical illusions or did they run out of ideas

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

“i wish there was a lesbian version of heated rivalry” every day i miss a league of their own