I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.
Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.
Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)
The Master will also be in every episode.
Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.
The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot
Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.
I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.
I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.
The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.
The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.
And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time
The Show’s now called Master Who.
Unfortunately the BBC will not let me change the rating, but they said if I can get the ratings up they’ll let me revive the Clangers. I hope you’ll enjoy my run. If not, the whole planet will blow up :)
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