The Queer Domestic

Alright cool, making out

Woh man I love being touched

Damn he smells nice

Lemme just suck on the neck a little

Touch & rub Mmmm, touch & rub

Mmmm

sweet!

Ok then

Just the tip

Look at his face, is he in pain

Ok, he’s pulling my hips that means go in “You alright”

Cool little deeper

Little deeper

Aaahhhh, we in there!

Slow stroke

Slow stroke

Lean in for a kiss

Deep stroke

Straighten up we’re cramping straighten up we’re cramping!

Breathe

Pick up the pace

Yeah!

Um hmm

Um hmm

Oh shit I’m about to cum

SLow stroke

Touch his dick

Breathe, 

Is he about to cum? Doesn’t look like it 

Ok, Pull out!

Toss his salad a little

Spell out the alphabet with your tongue

Now in cursive

Lick the balls

A little bit of head

OK now hand job and get back in there

Alright

Alright

Damn this is nice

My arm is getting sore, 

Switch

Breathe

Oh fuck I’m about to cum!

Oh fuck I’m about to cum!

Play it cool he’s not done yet

Ahhhh!

Keep going!

Keep going.

He’s cumming

He’s cumming

Ahhh! That’s so hot.

Today I walked past what used to be your home and wept

I miss who you are

I relish what we were

I wistfully envisage what we could have been

I can’t call you the one that got away

That phrase doesn’t do our kinship justice

I think of us more as soulmates meant to be joined in another lifetime.

I’m forever grateful to have met you in this one.

Just so you know, the original “quartering” acts that led to the Third Amendment referred not just to shelter, but to providing supplies, food, fuel, and transportation to soldiers. While the third amendment only refers to housing in text, a general boycott is a long and well established right in American law.