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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

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Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

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I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

therobotmonster

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.

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Can we talk about how even though he nearly died, we all know Garrick 100% still teased Xaden for having to give him mouth to mouth

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Su Yeol: You actually want to spend time with me? You actually enjoy hanging out with me?

K: I know I was shocked too.

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i wanna be his controversially young gf

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

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Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

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Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

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You all have no idea how consoling I find the fact that Moby Dick exists

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barbie survived the glitter shortage but you know who wouldn’t? Magnus Bane.

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters #warlocks #shadowhunter chronicles

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Magnus: I’ve only had Clary for a day and a half

Magnus *holding up a 2-year old Clary*: but if anything happens to my Biscuit

Magnus: I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

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I find it so stupid when people don't like Cruel Prince series because it wasn't smutty enough.

The scene when the Bomb is taking out Jude's stitches and is telling Cardan to leave. Jude says, Oh I don't know maybe he'd like to hear me scream. And cardan says, I would. And perhaps one day I will.

That was just so hot, that's enough smut for my ace ass

i think cardan might be the most elegant and classy fae husband/boyfriend/enemy/prisoner till date

#cardan greenbriar #rhysand and feyre #the cruel prince #jude x cardan #jude duarte #oh my god i love him #elfhame

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As if her love had given him his own shape-shifting ability, no matter how much time had passed, when she looked at him, she saw the wild, dark-haired boy she had fallen in love with.

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Magnus in TMI: I only help you because of Alec

Also Magnus: Helping Shadowhunters since the 19th century

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life would be sooo good without my curse

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Will Herondale..? Is that you??

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Don’t think about Will and Jem.

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Dammit, I’m thinking about Will and Jem.

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City of Heavenly Fire in a nutshell.

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Jem and his underrated humour

“and the sun has come up in the east” he was so funny without even trying

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Who I become when someone asks me something about the Shadowhunter Chronicles

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will's ghost looking down on jace when he says "to love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed":

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