waiter! waiter! one serving of slop!

a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

out of the many tragic parts of martin blackwood’s life, I cannot even imagine how gutted I would be to discover my controversially older crush was actually younger than me.

are these people intentionally rehabilitating ghosts? are they ghost rescuers? depending on whether i feel like believing in ghosts or not this is either the cutest or most foolish thing ive ever heard

I love the idea of ghost rescuers, especially in a world so eager to hunt or bust them.

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor