KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

i wonder if i can convince my ma to skip out on work/class so we can go to the market next week...

waiting to get a stupid little job and some stupid little money so i can finally organise that stupid little throat ultrasound i've needed for years

i'm gonna be so real, i HATE that DIY is advertised as this magical one-size-fits-all solution for every single type of HRT

god why are toys so expensive if you don't like getting your clit vibrated. what's a man gotta do to get a v-plug without needing to pay like $150 plus import fees in this fucking economy

even though i was a sucker for pokemon creepypastas as a kid, i never believed in lavender town's whole thing purely because i tested it, and even with my hearing being especially sensitive as a kid i wasn't able to hear the supposed secret evil frequencies that mind control you into throwing yourself off a bridge or whatever (despite being able to pick up on other 'unhearable' frequencies like dog whistles at the time)

i will admit that being a trans guy with no bottom dysphoria but HEAVY top dysphoria does feel a little weird. idk maybe it's just because my boobs fucking hate me and try to kill me with their wretched prolactin

why is it always the 'just filter the tags if you dont like my kink' crowd who REFUSE to tag their shit properly, and if they even do at all, always use nonsense tags to dodge people's filters. how am i supposed to avoid your stupid incest shit if you WON'T FUCKING TAG IT.

whenever i'm really tired and poorly i start craving chicken necks. unfortunately nobody else wants to eat the 'weird' cuts so i never get to have any...

all i wanna do rn is eat a big bowl of chicken neck soup and then sleep for one plutozillion years

honestly i think that binding would have benefits even beyond the whole gender thing. applying pressure to my breasts via compression helps relieve pain from aching and cramps when my prolactin acts up, hopefully binding will apply that pressure consistently without the need for hands? (besides, whenever the hormones flare up i have to wear a bra anyways- would be nice to have an option that doesn't cause turbo-dysphoria)

also I wish I could be gendered correctly even when refusing to cut my hair and being unable to go on hrt because diy isn't really an option for testosterone

I wish trans spaces included trabsmascs sometimes