KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

"oh you should donate blood! sign up to be an organ donor!! there's no excuse not to!!!" brochioni do you THINK the doctors want MY blood and organs?? MINE??? MY blood???? the blood that comes from ME????

okay well. they do want my blood actually they think it's very interesting and the nurses praise me for how beautiful my veins are and how pretty the colour of my blood is when they take it. they just don't want it for THAT

is that pam does anyone know....

maybe? longer and different colours than what im used to, maybe an homage but also maybe she just put on a new outfit or something

cause i dont know if its just a copycat or not but im counting it anyways i rhink.... its like meeting a celebrity

keep an eye out, youll meet her many more times on your journey

social experiment. if you rb this you have to add something go

ill start. blibby

(. .) L L

“On social media you only see people’s highs and not their lows so you get the impression that everybody else only experiences highs which can lower your self esteem” idk what social media you’re on but it isn’t like that for me

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

if i ever have kids im going to name them shit like warrior and assassin

just so they know what i expect from them

fuck you. *inflicts a curse that makes your uterine lining grow teeth*

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.