KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

swifties will really start screaming and crying over a line like "you were a bird, i was the guy who kills birds" and tell you to kill yourself if you make a private post on your very own blog about it really not being all that good

goddd this sounds like something my sister would've sent me when she was 14 to prove that being the eldest daughter makes her the specialest most abused and sad and unique being to ever exist

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

pluto fact: i used to be a scout and was taught how to properly salute! i was not, however, taught who or what to salute to, at all. so now i just have this instinctual response that happens at absolutely zero appropriate times and all of the wrong ones. i've ended up saluting at furry porn a few times and just staying there completely motionless until i finally realised i'm supposed to be jarkin it

happened again

might get into speedskating and/or hockey proper... i love the ice :D

...okay, maybe just speedskating. the hockey part was mostly because i want hockey skates, they're my favourite to use...

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

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