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boltlightning

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

boltlightning

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

boltlightning

other highlights

beans on toast defenders (i will always support beans in any diet)

really strong opinions on what counts as toast and what does not for the purposes of this post (i left it vague for a reason)

a million avocado toast recipes that sound so delicious

someone who soft announced their pregnancy in the tags (congrats!)

"do i...have POTS?"

"KAYA TOAST MENTIONED 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾" (my people. my people. my people)

#usually just vegemite and cheese #but when i have some in my garden i LOVEEE buttered radishes and like. a poached egg. on toast

redrosesinblue

packpack-killkill

This young coyote was playing around in the dirt, digging and jumping around until he finally found the prize- a tissue or something 😂. It was almost dark, so a little challenging getting the shots. Los Angeles County, June 2026.

Coyote | Shannon Sommer

i wonder if desensitising spray would work on t-dick and clit...

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love being a host to various microbiomes. my bacteria #mybacteria

reddit user who has never heard of 3d sculpting: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM BAD TOPOLOGY ALERT!!! didnt you KNOWWW your topology is supposed to be 3 polygons MAXIMUM???? get a load of this guy thinking he can get away with such HORRIBLE TOPOLOGY!!!!!!!

can't donate blood to save people's lives which is whatever but i wanna know if i can donate it to be studied. it's so fucked up i bet it would be really good enrichment for the scientists

now that i think about it, that one incident in year 7 when a group of my classmates triggered me into having a full C-PTSD-fueled mental breakdown, watched me be ushered out of the room to go to the school's office to calm down because i was in so much distress it had literally blinded me, and then immediately tried to imitate said breakdown so they could ditch class to go vape was... insanely fucked up, even compared to the other peer abuse i faced as a kid, damn.

deeps-repus

I love you ^^

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All of my base

Are belong to you

deeps-repus

Sometimes I feel like I’m being publically flagellated for some reason

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i wonder if i can convince my ma to skip out on work/class so we can go to the market next week...

waiting to get a stupid little job and some stupid little money so i can finally organise that stupid little throat ultrasound i've needed for years

i'm gonna be so real, i HATE that DIY is advertised as this magical one-size-fits-all solution for every single type of HRT

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

riotgrrrlgerardway

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

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unteriors

Thomas Street, Darlington (Sydney), New South Wales.

god why are toys so expensive if you don't like getting your clit vibrated. what's a man gotta do to get a v-plug without needing to pay like $150 plus import fees in this fucking economy

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