KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

pluto fact: i used to be a scout and was taught how to properly salute! i was not, however, taught who or what to salute to, at all. so now i just have this instinctual response that happens at absolutely zero appropriate times and all of the wrong ones. i've ended up saluting at furry porn a few times and just staying there completely motionless until i finally realised i'm supposed to be jarkin it

happened again

might get into speedskating and/or hockey proper... i love the ice :D

...okay, maybe just speedskating. the hockey part was mostly because i want hockey skates, they're my favourite to use...

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

@funnier-when-objectum

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited

age of sail/napoleonics, allotment/food gardening, keeping chickens, golden age detective fiction, Celtic languages, Waldorf/steiner-montessori parenting - not even touching on permaculture; do not touch on permaculture - foraging and food preservation, the lord of the rings, horses -

Reptile keeping.

god i wish i could undergo twink death. like health-wise it would do wonders for me

to be clear i am trying my fucking hardest, my metabolism just hates me (and my doctors, they're also very sad about the whole thing)