KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

Hey gasterofficial sorry this is ableism. Clearly I see here an image of Patrick Bateman which is a character in the movie American Ps*cho. Obviously that movie paints ps*chos in a bad light. I don’t appreciate the hypocrisy here :(

why is 95% of your blog’s content pornography of jerma985

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

no, to punk is to love

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

happy winter solstice

*burger king expanding into australia* alright we've gotta unyank our chain

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

always loved that part of the nature documentary where a small baby carnivore lifts its head out of a carcass and it's whole snout is covered in blood

Can't wait for chapter 5 when we can hear Kris for the first time and they yell FUCK and then they look directly at the camera and say "I am a non-binary person and I use exclusively they/them" and then we never hear them talk ever again.