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i'm so sorry but the new update fucking up the UI is genuinely making me consider turning off my dashboard unfucker, at least until it's fixed

look at this shit. i'd take the knockoff twitter ui over this shit. do you know how painful that is to admit???

tumblr ui update makes me feel like i have a big animal latched onto my back refusing to leave GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

EW EW EW EW EW

WHY IS IT *THERE*?!?!?

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calamitysong

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

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and what's the genital situation on the shadows

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oh this is my post

#my body does this with period cramps and other pains like that #“oh are we bleeding again? yay!” *makes your bed writhe and breathe like a starved beast waiting to eat you*#<- basically how it goes

scorittanius

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

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like i can not stress enough that someone tried to kill me because i was holding a RAINBOW CAPITALISM PROMOTIONAL BALL POINT PEN

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and ykw. i'm gonna be so fucking real it wasn't even a good pen. the ink was splotchy and didn't flow right and the button clicker at the end was all loose and the material felt weird in my hand. i would not be so upset about this (or at least no more upset than i am at all the other incidents of people trying to run me over) if it was an actually decent fucking pen

scorittanius

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

scorittanius

like i can not stress enough that someone tried to kill me because i was holding a RAINBOW CAPITALISM PROMOTIONAL BALL POINT PEN

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

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carolxdanvers

Indulge me. And tag your favorite please

how did you determine your favorite Pokemon? for all of these, elaborate in the tags if you want, I'd love to read it

aesthetic reasons: it looks cool

aesthetic reasons: it looks cute/pretty

video games: it's a strong member of my team

video games: plot point/character arc

video games: nostalgia

card game: it's a strong card to play

card game: a particular card art

card game: nostalgia

anime: plot or character arc

anime: nostalgia

more than one of these (which ones?)

something else (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

#several of these #sure naganadel can be pretty strong #and (somewhat) plot important #and nostalgic because UM was one of my first real pokemon games #and it looks badass #but most of all: it's babey. it's a puppydog to me!!

i'm sorry but how the hell is the homestuck fandom better at being normal about their queer characters than fucking. deltarune fans.

we need to kill whoever invented booking people in for fasting blood draws without telling them that they're supposed to fast. the amount of times i've had to reschedule because nobody told me i had to fast is genuinely painful. torture and violence.

making an amogus because why not

they're like. 17. and live at the polus outpost they aren't an employee or an imposter or anything, they're a regular ass civilian who's only there because MIRA was the only place willing to do their bloodwork. they would've loved to go to an actual hospital but all their applications were rejected for being 'too complex :(' so too fuckin' bad, they're just gonna get that one megacorp nobody likes to do their blood testing instead

#among us

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mmm, might have to trim some of my armpit hair when i get home from my classes. i do love having it because i like being fluffy and hairy and not listening to cosmetics companies but every so often it DOES get so long that it causes me genuine issues with sweat getting trapped and antiperspirant not working and sweat odor not fuckign going away no matter how hard i clean myself and urgh

#at least i'm only trimming off the excess #and not being forced to lop it all off urgh

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also it's been like 2 years by now but i AM still working on that cherub biology infodoc. progress is just slow beause of the Everything.

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i will admit. a lot of that slowness is from me struggling to describe different things and behaviors (also trying to find a way to make the formatting look good with images inserted)

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hmmm. finally got in the flow of it but now i have to consider things

i was planning on sharing it in pornless places but i uh. what am i supposed to do about the section detailing various sex things, including a visual diagram of various different features cherub dick and pussy might exhibit (they have no set genital appearance, as long as they have a minimum of one part for conception and one part for egg transport* they can have any appearance or extra body part you could imagine)

i'll probably just make a second copy when i'm done with section 1 subsect 4 (which covers reproduction) removed so like. whatever -_-

*will be elaborated on. someday.

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