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yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

#tf2 will be the next adobe acrobat trust

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podcasts could have been so good but they decided to make the main genres True Crime and Men Talking. shut up shut up the public yearns for audio dramas

hey can we think about how omegaverse has directly and in some cases rather severely contributed to harm towards transmascs via fetishisation and portraying our very real lives as men who can get pregnant as a fictional thing to be used as a joke and a fetish, not a real thing that real people suffer quite very severely for

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Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

#listen sex and drugs are definitely better than most blood #the vast majority of it even #but shlurking that shit out of some festering carrion on the side of the road hits DIFFERENTTTTT

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do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

#shout out to the time i was successfully talking to a random stranger at a shopping centre for the first time since lockdown #only to get a blood sugar drop mid-sentance and immediately proceed to panic trying to keep the conversation up without looking ill #failing every last charisma check before suddenly SPRINTING to the bathrooms so i wouldn't collapse and start throwing up bile-#-in the middle of the fucking food court right outside grill'd #like congrats buddy that's the absolute worst anyone's ever done it!

kind of hate that the only really available way to jork it if you've a pussy but no sex toys is clitoral stimulation, or g-spot if you're lucky

both because, hey, penetration is cool for everyone

and slightly more personally because i can only fully get off on having my cervix beat black and blue and what the hell do you MEAN that's the only jorking type that's THAT expensive as a baseline???

like i fucking GUESS i could flick the damn bean but all that does is hurt like hell and piss me off because i can't get off on it. it ain't even edging at this point, that shit is 84 kilometers away at BEST.

#tmi #i fucking guess

ough working on stuff for my clangen and i wanna yap about it but i CAN'T URGHHHH

#sniffle...#the whole thing is a suprise but the thing i wanna yap about ESPECIALLY can't be talked about before it's time :(((((

mindfang isn't one of the characters i think are trans, but i DO think there's a world in which she's a beautiful transgender man. peace and love!!!!

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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

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happy birthday to the only things ever

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And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

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Hey.

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The most day ever

you know how christians sometimes go around public areas reading bible verses, not for tormenting people but just. to do so i guess?

a while ago i encountered some and tried to ignore them as usual but then one of them mentioned the thing where some roman guy gave jesus vinegar to drink? and i just FROZE in place because POSCA MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️I LOVE ANCIENT ROMAN VINEGAR DRINK‼️‼️‼️POSCA DRINK OF ALL TIME FOR FUCKING REALLLLLLLL‼️‼️‼️WOOOOOOOO POSCA‼️‼️‼️‼️

#christianity mention #<- just for filters #i care not for christianity or religion #i do however care a lot about ancient roman cuisine and posca is one of my favorites fuckkkkkk yessssssss #and speaking of posca i was just about to grab myself some food so i might as well make myself a glass in the process!#but to use red wine vinegar or apple cider vinegar.... hard choice hard ass choice #both are so yummy and.... hururuughghgh #red wine is more traditional but apple cider is yummy and ough ough ough ough oughhhhhhh

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the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

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One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

#and i've seen them. out in the fucking wild. with my own eyeballs. shit is crazy

waitin' for my corned beef to get all tender

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