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if it wouldn't cause any negatives for my health, i would LOVE to have mobile ribs that i can move around like limbs

agentlove

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

grox

Child noob: mama.. what does it mean to get "pwnd"...?

Mother noob: [Holding her child closer] Oh my baby... You... I hope you never find out...

[OUTSIDE, AN MLG PRO LURKS]

k-arb

Funny realization: Darkworlds work on Spurb Planet Logic (just created, but act as if they have always existed).

homestuck is required reading for deltarune

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i'm so sorry but the new update fucking up the UI is genuinely making me consider turning off my dashboard unfucker, at least until it's fixed

look at this shit. i'd take the knockoff twitter ui over this shit. do you know how painful that is to admit???

tumblr ui update makes me feel like i have a big animal latched onto my back refusing to leave GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

EW EW EW EW EW

WHY IS IT *THERE*?!?!?

calamitysong

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

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fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

#my body does this with period cramps and other pains like that #“oh are we bleeding again? yay!” *makes your bed writhe and breathe like a starved beast waiting to eat you*#<- basically how it goes

scorittanius

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

scorittanius

like i can not stress enough that someone tried to kill me because i was holding a RAINBOW CAPITALISM PROMOTIONAL BALL POINT PEN

scorittanius

and ykw. i'm gonna be so fucking real it wasn't even a good pen. the ink was splotchy and didn't flow right and the button clicker at the end was all loose and the material felt weird in my hand. i would not be so upset about this (or at least no more upset than i am at all the other incidents of people trying to run me over) if it was an actually decent fucking pen

scorittanius

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

scorittanius

like i can not stress enough that someone tried to kill me because i was holding a RAINBOW CAPITALISM PROMOTIONAL BALL POINT PEN

transphobia is fucking wild wdym someone tried to hit me with their car last year because they saw me holding a fucking transgender coloured pen on my way to the bus stop

carolxdanvers

Indulge me. And tag your favorite please

how did you determine your favorite Pokemon? for all of these, elaborate in the tags if you want, I'd love to read it

aesthetic reasons: it looks cool

aesthetic reasons: it looks cute/pretty

video games: it's a strong member of my team

video games: plot point/character arc

video games: nostalgia

card game: it's a strong card to play

card game: a particular card art

card game: nostalgia

anime: plot or character arc

anime: nostalgia

more than one of these (which ones?)

something else (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

#several of these #sure naganadel can be pretty strong #and (somewhat) plot important #and nostalgic because UM was one of my first real pokemon games #and it looks badass #but most of all: it's babey. it's a puppydog to me!!

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i'm sorry but how the hell is the homestuck fandom better at being normal about their queer characters than fucking. deltarune fans.

we need to kill whoever invented booking people in for fasting blood draws without telling them that they're supposed to fast. the amount of times i've had to reschedule because nobody told me i had to fast is genuinely painful. torture and violence.

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