KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

in terms of where items are located most australian supermarkets seem to be under the impression that mexico is a type of asia

human brain is so funny it'll find literally any excuse to hallucinate. trauma? hallucinate. sick? hallucinate. sad? hallucinate. stub your toe? let's hallucinate about that too, why the fuck not! eat something yucky? well OBVIOUSLY that warrants hallucinations. breathe? hallucinate.

those guys would NOT be in a relationship. they would fuck, absolutely, but to assume they would kiss or get married is about as bad as assuming australia is a giant pile of african clawed frog carcasses floating in the middle of the atlantic ocean

eugh, my oversalivation is acting up again

forget mucus, what my body REALLY needs to stop making is all this fuckign saliva

my mouth is both way too dry and wet because i haven't had a break to stop swallowing in the last 10 minutes.

eugh, my oversalivation is acting up again

forget mucus, what my body REALLY needs to stop making is all this fuckign saliva

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week