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Xander: true

Addison: i’ve been told it’s a charming accent

Xander: Extremely. Bryce doesnt seem as excited

Xander: We got on the list a while ago actually. I got a call today that itll be any day now.

Will: omg that's crazy

Xander: well to a second kid

Will: that's great man

Will: congrats

Addison: you probably read it in my voice tho

Xander: You're gonna be an uncle again :)

Addison: it’s the accent, it makes me easily convince people every time

Addison: I mean possibly but also we need it

Addison: I think we need another dog

Addison: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/a0/0d/a2/a00da204d22e54755496e47b7561aca8.jpg

Addison: Laura would be thrilled if we showed up at home with this

Will: your definition of need seems skewed

Kendall: ...you're not Jack

Kendall: can you give the stupid ring back to your brother for me

Juliet: your life is way too eventful right now

Juliet: i knee xan was married but i didnt know it was to bryce so

Will: I couldn't agree more

Addison: I'm highkey questioning you judgment from now on just so you know

Addison: and your taste in girls, not from now on obviously but I mean in general

Addison: and this is not related but I forgot I changed your contact name and it took me 20 minutes to find you in my phone

Will: what?

Juliet: addison had sex with jackson?

Juliet: yeah i saw that

Will: no no Kendall had sex with Jackson

Kendall: For someone as smart as you, you're an idiot

Xander: I dont get that

Xander: Yeah

Will: yeah I know