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horse girls are the only people who can understand what a force bond feels like

the new star wars trilogy has an identical plotline to any horse girl genre movie

when kylo and rey see each other a little flute plays and shes like, “ben... that was what your last owner called you, wasnt it? i saw it on the placard in the abandoned stable. there were newspaper clippings too. you used to race before they sold you to first order corporations when the farm went under. what happened to you? you can trust me boy” and kylo is like *flares his nostrils and kicks his hind legs out and whinnies*

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

This actually maps really well.

we are all slutting it up on nar shaddaa 

What on earth possessed you to do this?

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.