thats mama luigi to you

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

wayne says that there is a player in the vrai series but it is not Wayne TV. however they have not denounced the existence of Bauulp within the vraiverse as a character who is consistently highlighted and name-dropped during the half life gnome series. not just by wayne player but by the gnome also. so wayne might not be canon but bauulp is.