A day without laughter, is a day wasted.

These men age better than good wines

james buchanan barnes; semi stable and constantly confused 100 year old man

The kids are majorly missing out

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

No one can convince me that he’s not actually Steve Rogers

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central