the void

Wade: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

Wade, painting Laura's nails: Do you want any other color besides black? Laura: No, I'm fine. The red polish looks good on you. Wade: Thanks, have you picked your color, Peanut? You're next. Logan, secretly finding the scene cute: Royal blue.

New sexuality meter: your reaction to the Abs in deadpool and wolverine. Not even joking, as an aroace person, my first reaction to it was "huh. They kinda went overboard on the highlighting didn't they. " and then I went home and opened my socials and saw people Freaking Out over it lmaooo

Logan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

the thing about a lot of deadpool fans on tumblr is that theyre pretty much incapable of recognizing when a joke is homophobic if it doesnt outright say "i hate gay people". like you guys know a lot of the instances of wade expressing attraction to men are jokes where the butt of the joke is that it is funny to for a man to want to fuck a man, right? actually a lot of them also incorporate sexual harassment because its funny when it's directed at a man, right? and a significant portion also incorporate sexual assault (unwanted groping of genitals/buttocks).