Psst over here

i fucked up the moment i wasn’t born a cat girl

Reminder that if you say someone lookin like a snack, you’re practicing softcore vore.

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

share your playlists with me

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

spin around three times on the toilet seat saying urine and he’ll appear