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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i miss those days

Just got turned down for two jobs so this was nice to read.

Just ran over 2 people in my car. Needed this

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

sorry, im busy tonight, i downloaded a pdf...

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

the fact that people actually pay for all these different shitty streaming services and i keep hearing shit like "oh they're gonna have [movie from like 2005] on Disney+ so guess I'll suck some capitalist dick!" ........piracy is RIGHT THERE either use a pirate site or stop complaining about how expensive it is to give money to 15 different leeches so you can watch all your favourite movies (if you're lucky and they have them which they often don't) when you could just hit up fucking Google and watch it for free

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho