havertz hive

erling haaland is my enemy, but erling braut haaland? that is my friend

idc if leo's replacement is the best winger in the world no one can replace the vibes of a depressed autistic 42 year old going through a divorce when he scores after weeks of being called shit. you just can't replicate that. oh my heart, it hurts.

my heart is beating SO hard that was a gorgeous game 😭 cape verde you will always be famous for this, thank you for the football

if all else fails cabo verde we will avenge you in the next north london derby and against manchester united

thank you cabo verde for making me fall in love with football again

cabo verde you have changed my life

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

prem strikers washed