Smosh is my legacy

can i talk to you in the woods about something

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

december and january were created to test how much I can handle back to back before I'm sent into an absolute spiral

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

anyone got any masking tips to come across as nice healthy self regulated normal interesting etc

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

they call me chihuahua the way i shaking and shivering and crying so much