Lies are Just UnTrue Facts

i think everyone who's ever been fucked over by the slow, bureaucratic, cruel, and expensive usa healthcare system should be allowed to beat one (1) hospital administrator with a pool noodle in public while the administrator tries to navigate an automated phone tree in order to make it stop

welcome to the public pool noodle beating helpline. if this is an emergency, hang up and dial 911. please keep in mind being beaten over the head and about the body with a pool noodle in public, while demeaning and certainly disruptive, is not really an emergency. nothing in fact is an emergency. until it is, in which case, you should have called us ages ago. you must take more care in future. our regular office hours are mondays through thursdays, nine am to four pm. if you'd like more pool noodles beating you about the face and body press 1. if you're a pool noodle wielder press 2. if you'd like to hear about our frequent beating program press 3. if you

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

We have forgotten “don’t feed the trolls” (yes I’m counting bigots as trolls. Feeding them is basically the same outcome)

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Unexpected smiles …

Always reblog twirling man.

What I'm getting out of this is that men needed to be twirled more often

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!