I wanna be a hamster, brainrot and cringe personified

dick has to put his head in his hands, after bruce tells him he wants to travel the world again, peacefully, when his job in gotham is done. tim is quick to reach for the ginger-ale for the nausea rolling in his gut as bruce is hopeful about going to med school, of saving people with gentle hands. jason finds himself in that alley after bruce describes his dream for the people of park row, not crime alley, park row. he doesn't leave for a long, long time. damian goes to spar but ends up just sitting at the mats, staring off into nothing, after bruce shyly mentions a beautiful woman he wants to settle down with. cass tries to go to sleep and forget the hope emanating from bruce, hope and conviction and (comparatively) none of the weary resolution or thick self-hatred that she and bruce knew all too well, when he speaks of the milestone that will let him know he can be stop, a soldier dreaming of a declaration of peace.

they didn't know batman was supposed to be temporary. they didn't know bruce started this with the intention of stopping, because they bruce they all knew would never stop. they didn't know he never intended to sign the rest of his life to this, this violent duty that stretched him thin between gotham and wayne charities and the justice league.

"The day I can hang up my cape and stay home is the day I'm working toward."

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

@frownyalfred is ABSOLUTELY amazing. They dissect characters so beautifully, so interestingly. Truly amazing. If you love complex stories involving the Batfam and actually the most genius takes actually, they’re for you ^^

@allgremlinart their art is very very pretty and they’re dead funny (jason Todd humor)

@faytelumos a VERY talented writer. Will make you wonder how the mind even comes up with their stuff??? I want the writer juice they’re drinking. Very knowledgeable about comics

@emo-batboy again, very funny, single handledly keeps my serotonin from collapse. if you enjoy light hearted and funny social media batfamily posts, they’re your guy. Girl. Human (maybe)

@ere-the-sun-rises once again, an incredibly talented writer. Their style is very visceral, their characterization is wonderful, and I love everything they post. Can write a tragedy like a mf

@wandering-between-the-stars is also such a fun person, mostly superbat, lover of fluff

@wanderintofics also a very talented writer — will give you very very interesting takes and concepts; character driven, fellow Bruce enjoyer ^^

@fishsticks19 gahhh they are SO magnetic. very knowledgeable about canon, lore, history etc, — basically, they’re very accurate with characterization and enjoy exploring the darker side of faves (from what I’ve seen). Very fun. If you’re into Donna Tartt, they’re for you ^^

@januariat VEEY VEEY VERY VERY PRETTY ART ACTUALLY FAVORITE ARTIST DC GIVE THEM A CONTRACT COWARDS

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Promp (based on an old dream) that I will never write but I'll let the pin points here for the Team Bruce Killers™ to take over.

So, hear me out:

-> A gala with only Bruce and not one of the kids assisting as guests

-> Enter the criminals to do... Their villainous stuff, what do I know

-> Red Hood is the chosen one to be there (big event yk, someone must be on shift and he got the short straw)

-> Hood is distracted bc- is that blood on Bruce's leg?

-> BANG! The criminal takes his shot. Literally. Heh. I'm so funny

-> Pops traumatized instincts kick in and his logic jumps out of his brain at the same time that Bruce jumps in front of the bullet

-> Why is he not wearing armor under-? WHO TF KNOWS? This is a dream, listen, it's not MY work to fix this mess!

-> Don't interrupt me again. So, he jumps. BANG! Again yes. TWO SHOTS omg no

-> Red Hood is wearing armor, why would he ju- asGahHgaja what did I say about interrupting me? Go back to point arrow... Uhm- 1,2,3,4,5 go back to arrow #6 tyvm

-> POOF! to the ground goes Bat- Bruce Wayne! With two bullet shots! Yeah!

-> in front of Jason. Yeah!

-> Their positions make no sense - again IT'S A DREAM! Yk what makes no sense? Me being in Gotham and watching Bruce Wayne getting shot in front of Red Hood.

-> ... I thrust somebody else to make it make sense

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