Hellooo!! I'm Evie!

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

@whyoneartheven

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

It’s also the way Hunter starts playing from the Abused Kid 101 handbook the SECOND they leave Kamino after O66 (run, hide, be quiet, be unobtrusive, don’t draw attention or make trouble, and when none of that works make yourself the softest most appealing target. Your problem is with me not her. Get out of here that’s an order. Etc.) bc what else is he supposed to do? His entire world just turned inside out and started eating itself alive BUT. But. He does at least know how to deal with Nala Se looking for one of his siblings to experiment on. And he does understand the consequences of Not Being A Good Soldier. So he’ll start there, and hopefully by the time he feels less like a living embodiment of the freeze response a solution will have presented itself. Hopefully.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space