"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Not today Justin
Product Placement
RMH
pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
art blog(derogatory)
ojovivo
blake kathryn
@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
ā£ Chile in a Photography ā£
Acquired Stardust
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from Mexico
seen from Spain
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@whyisislikethat
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Wrote a little something go check it out:D sum: Percy Jackson decided to stalk one son of Hades to find out what exactly his type is in order to become his type such that Nico can regain his crush on him.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
what being a ao3 writer is not about: writing sex scenes
what being a ao3 writer really is about: seeing a prompt on tumblr and proceeding to write a multi chapter fic just for that one specific scene
whenever you have free time, check these out:
articles/essays
the real tragedy of beth march (i recommend this on every chance i get. it's why i find beth to be the most fascinating character in little women)
remote control (read this because of sufjan stevens. a very good account of the tonya harding scandal)
my grandma the poisoner (the horror i experienced the first time i read this is unparalleled. completely, utterly disturbing)
the empathy exams (you've probably heard of this and, yes, it deserves the hype)
exploring q slur (sigh) desire in hbo's succession (on the homoerotic undertones in succession's both seasons. need i say more?)
celebrity culture is burning (this is from march 2020, after gal gadot posted that atrocious imagine cover)
the age of instagram face (spot-on criticism of instagram beauty culture, fantastic read )
the lawless energy of teen-age girls (this is a new yorker piece on an excellent photography collection depicting teenage girlhood)
youtube channels/videos
liziqi (her videos will undoubtedly make you feel better on an off-day, especially on the cold winter days to come!)
goodnight moon (you will not believe the effort put into these themed asmr videos. check out her babblebrook series for cozy fantasy vibes)
asmr in movies & tv (ignoring the one of harry potter, this playlist offers quite a satisfying experience)
barbie movie clips (you did not know you needed this. it's a playlist of scenes from old barbie movies in extremely high definition)
reading my old diary like it's a work of classic literature (such a fun, light-hearted concept! watch this if you feel heavy and need a lil' something to cheer you up)
the immersive realism of studio ghibli and why miyazaki's films sound pretty (watching video essays on studio ghibli films is the highest form of self-care)
that time disney remade beauty and the beast and why the music in the live-action disney remakes is worse than you thought (disney-bashing is another great form of self-care)
how coraline borrows from ancient forms of storytelling (more specifically, it's a video essay on how coraline utilizes classic horror/ghost story tropes. very fascinating)
is titanic good, actually? (a lengthy video essay on the sweeping, epic tragedy that is titanic. enjoy)
parasite - the power of symbols and parasite's perfect montage (on the magnificent brilliance of bong joon ho's parasite)
misc.
the mytholadies podcast (very easy listening experience and fascinating explorations of your favorite ladies from mythology. they also do themed episodes every month!)
all three hadestown albums on spotify: concept album, original cast recording (live), original broadway cast recording (if the myth of orpheus and eurydice lives on your mind rent free, you need to listen to these. my personal favorite is the original cast recording, but all are fantastic)
the husband stitch (the chilling short story by carmen maria machado from the collection 'her body and other parties'. this is a favorite of mine)
the lottery (on the off-chance you haven't read this unsettling masterpiece, do it now)
artist searches childhood bully on facebook, doesn't expect to find this (this comic changed my perspective on everything)
subscribe (another comic i keep thinking about, this one's a critique of youtuber self-care culture)
this post (directs to one of the best writing resources i have ever come across)
draco: how cool would it be that all humans are actually nocturnal animals and over time we could have developed night vision but some weak asshole from the stone age decided to sleep at night?
harry: i know u dont have a sleep schedule but are u okay????
Draco: concept, hire a bunch of people to chant the chant āhow low can you goā but for billionaires and its speed increases every time they commit an immoral act
Harry: already on the phone to make it happen
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
draco: you know what will be really funny. designing two toilets for the cis people and put two random objects there to see identify them as boy and girl. and when they finally decide which one they should enter, they go into the āboyā one and its walls are pink, or the āgirlā one and the walls are blue
harry: i dont know how ur mind works but, yes chaos
me: lays in bed at 3am imagining fake scenarios, comes up with a really smart sentence.
me: proceeds to ignore sleep amd my other wips to wrtie an entire fic based off this one sentences
Draco: HARRY HE IS GONE
Haary: WHO?
Draco:THAT MF TRUMP IS OUT HES GONE FUCK HIM THROW HIM OUT YEA BIDEN WOHOOOOO
Harry: FUCK YEA YES YES YES YES HUMAN RIGHTS FUCK RACISM FUCK HOMOPHOBIA AND ISLAMPHOBIA AND ALL THAT BIGOTED SHIT EQUALITY AND TPWKTPWKTPWKļæ¼
Everyone: FUCK YEA WE CELEBRATE
nobody:
draco: you ever had a great day and suddenly your parents say something totally uncalled for and ruins your day?
(everyone else nodding)
harry: honestly cant relate
Ron: *falls of the stairs and hits his head, bleeding
Hermione: Quick call 911
Harry: Whatās their number?
Hermione:
Ron: i- are you for real?
Draco: No, thatās valid
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
Some of my favourite Harry Potter jokes i have
heard
How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch
What do u call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort
How do death eater freshen their breathe? With dementos!
Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter? They didnt want to electRon
Why did Barty Crouch jr. stop drinking? because it was making him moody
YO MAMA IS SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
How many purebloods does it take to fix a car? ...Whats a car again?
Why did Harry got fined on the roas again? Because he did not expect-no-patrol-man
HONOURARY MENTION PICK UP LINE: Are u a dementor? bc u you took my breathe away
Severus Snape, with the death eaters
Hermione: Why did you have to stab him?
Harry: You weren't there Hermione! You didn't hear what he said!
Hermione: Well, what did he say?
Harry: He said, āWhat are you going to do, stab me?ā
Weasleys:
Hogwarts:
Draco, nodding: thats fair
Happy APAHM and hereās a poem comic about my experiences being trans and Chinese I did in three days for my English class!Ā
Hey everyone!! I just wanted to say thank you so much for 17k+ notes. This is the farthest my art has ever reached, and out of all my pieces, Iām so glad it could have been this one. Itās been so so so nice to read the tags and find it connecting with so many other people, and itās been so so so nice to see other trans Chinese people finding the comic? Itās so comforting to see other people having similar experiences to mine and itās just such a good feeling to know weāre not alone in this :) So thank you all!!!!
Oh and- Bodhisattva Guanshiyin is transfem but to clarify, she is traditionally nonbinary!!
MORE CHINESE TRANS CONTENT BLEASE
US Helplines:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]
b-eat youthline (for under 25ās with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868
FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
(Source)
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isnāt one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
Blaise: A five letter word for people who are unintelligent
Draco: Harry
Harry: Draco
Blaise: Sometimes I question my choices in life
The Newlywed game
Hermione: Next question, when did Draco come out as gay to all of us?
Harry: *internally sweating* shitshitshitshit
Draco: are u kidding me that should be the happiest day of your life
