FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT KAZ SMELLED THE FUCKING HAM IN THE VAN ECK MANSION AND THEN WHEN THEY DROPPED ON THE TABLE HE SKIPPED OVER A GIANT HAM


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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT KAZ SMELLED THE FUCKING HAM IN THE VAN ECK MANSION AND THEN WHEN THEY DROPPED ON THE TABLE HE SKIPPED OVER A GIANT HAM

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remember when kaz nearly drowned at the ice court and launched himself away from nina and matthias and kuwei, and he was glassy-eyed because he nearly drowned just like when he was nine? what if nina hadn't mentioned kruge, and he hadn't come back to himself so quickly? what if nina and matthias and kuwei saw more under the mask? what if he was afraid of them? what if he'd asked for jordie? what if he just stared at them for a bit longer, dazed and confused, seeming more young and innocent than he ever had in years?
remember when kaz nearly drowned? no, not when he was nine, when he emerged from the tunnel under the tree, escaping the ice court.
remember when kaz launched himself away from the others in fear? no, not when he almost drowned at the ice court, after he changed inej's bandages.
inej's pov has so many descriptions of kaz's raspy grating voice like "stone on stone" i think she has a thing for his voice guys
inej knows what pekka did to kaz
she was there
AND
she still doesn't know why he's touch averse bc that happened afterwards. she knows everything but she doesn't know

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i can't believe i forgot until my reread that kaz FELL AGAINST THE OPPOSITE WALL in the bathroom after brushing his lips against inej's neck. that one small simple touch. huge, swathing paragraphs of his want and desire and fear and trauma and the waters and inej and his touch aversion. INEJ SAYING "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU" AND KAZ LASHING OUT
saints.
i know it's not realistic given kaz's everything but i keep wondering what would've happened if kaz had stepped closer instead of ignoring nina's "you may not be glad we're alive but we're glad you're alive. come here!"
what if he stiffly moved two feet closer? would jesper have cheered? would matthias have said "stay back, demjin!" and nina hit him on the head? would nina have motioned him closer impatiently and *then* inej said "leave him be"? what if they got the barest scrap of affection from him? would he have glared at them to hide the fact that he wants to join? would anyone have seen through it? what would colm say? would colm try to bring them together and get smacked by kaz's cane for it?
what if he glanced over his shoulder at them? at inej? what if his eyes turned pleading? what if they didn't? what if he just glowered at them because he can't have what they do in this moment? what if his gaze just went over them all impassively? what if he was trying to memorize their faces, pressed against each other in joy?
he smiled at the ice court. when the tank rolled over the hill, he grinned like an idiot. what if he had wanted to smile then?
being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?
i was hanging out with someone i had just met and i made reference to the fact that i'm a congenital amputee
and they were like "WAIT THAT'S REAL???"
and i was like HUH
and they were like "oh i have poorly managed psychosis and sometimes hallucinate that the people i'm looking at have the wrong amount of body parts. i just assumed i was hallucinating your hand the whole time i was talking to you"
deeply funny interaction of disabilities here lol
tf one letterboxd reviews, a saga

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Some TMNT fanart I drew during two months.
I watched five episodes of tottmnt today!And I love it!!!Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!I love tottmnt!!!!I guess I shouldn't say too much because someone might haven't seen it yet.
UNO
nobody parentifies Raph harder than the ROTTMNT fandom
no im so serious, half of this fandom is so hellbent on making Splinter out to be the Worst Parent of the Year for being painfully human capable of making mistakes and then parentify Raph who is canonically just as rowdy, violent and impulsive as his brothers, even with his streak of responsibility as the oldest and the leader.
it’s like everybody’s got amnesia and completely forgot the mini-montage of Splinter’s memories CLEARLY showing he spent time with his sons and cared for/about them. what is it with people’s inability to accept multifaceted parental figures who arent Perfectly Good Angels 100% of the time or arent Downright Awful Evil Parents. it’s like some of you took his poorer qualities and made them his whole personality.
“Raph raised his brothers” i bet you that little boy sat his ass in front of the TV to watch wrestling matches as Splinter was running around in the back trying to make sure Leo didnt break his damn neck from climbing a bookshelf.
….THIS.
Uhhh part 2? I guess..
It was too funny, I just had to draw it haha
Part 1 Part 3

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whats more terrifying? the idea that in this universe you're the leader, that you have no sense of humour, or the fact that raphael is funnier than you?
i like to call this one "leonardo meets his match"
Doodle dump of turtlesonas stuff !
First one is Fischer by @lallelol Then some Rookie as a tot :) Rookie small animation ! Then 4 fam moments, featuring @daedelweiss's Pastel!Leo, @megg_alice's Socks!Donnie, and @sharkylad's Crud!Raph :)
YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM ALL TO BITS
Credit to the same artists, except me! Hello I've got the big lovable goof!
As well as Venus belonging to @mellcnimx !