Cursed Or Not

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

good morning. i think cas should hustle dean at pool the first time they play. pretend not to understand the rules. use too much force with the cue. and then when dean has grudgingly* committed to going easy on him because somehow this skill has eluded his buddy angel of the lord (*he’s elated to have this one over cas) and is like no let’s put money on it. im sure i can coach you. cas is like ok ❤️ yay ❤️ and lets dean get cozy to teach him and re-engages his mathematical skills. wins. smugly stuffing his newly won crumpled bills into his pants pocket and thanking dean way too earnestly for his tutelage and dean realizes he’s been hustled but he’s not even mad about it because in what world would he not just hand cas that money anyway. plus he’s too busy wanting to kiss cas to be that mad about it.

i can’t believe on the head of a pin ends with cas clearly experiencing homosexuality about dean winchester and right after that a terrible life opens with dean in his gay little red suspenders making himself espresso. in season 4

the only death in the finale of spn should have been twink death -> bear birth

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

dean gets badly concussed and has to concede to have cas chauffeur him around. sam acts like he’s going to do it and cas is like “you take turns too quickly and your music causes migraines.” and holds his hand out to dean for baby’s keys and sam’s like “what the fuck dude…” when dean just hands them over without saying a word.

in my mind they can’t find a break in the job for the first bullet point and there aren’t any more victims and they chalk it up to People. but still give their info. and then years later they get a call and cas means to go alone and check it out but dean has been in his business more than usual lately so he tags along. cas is not thinking about the way sam introduced him because it was years ago. when they meet with the witness dean says “im dean, you met my brother last time we were in town,” and the witness looks at cas (BROTHER IN LAW) and thinks about the way dean followed him in the door of the coffee shop, half a step behind him and a hand on his shoulder until he saw her, and she says “your sister must get tired of you two hogging her husband all the time.” because that’s the natural conclusion. right. and then dean says “whose husband?” and cas says “they have no sister” and the witness goes “oh god, im sorry, i shouldn’t have assumed,” and then they get to business and cas thinks BROTHER IN LAW. and the job has real leads this time but every time they interact with locals the conversation is off. “we don’t get too many folks like you around here” what, hunters??? “i’ve got a niece who’s into that type of thing” ????? going into crawl spaces with a gun??? “i’m glad you feel at ease in our little town :)” lady dean has not felt at ease once in this little town and it’s not even the monsters fault. and then they kill the thing and go home and dean says “what the hell was all that about” and cas says “who knows what humans are thinking” and the credits roll. and dean has no clue at least 15 people have assumed he’s married to cas in the past three days due to 1 (one) offhand remark and also. the sum of his behaviors.

ishim wanted to kill dean and make castiel watch bc he thought cas was living his dream of being married to the object of his obsession. when in fact dean and cas were in year 8 of a desperate sexless tragedy which they continued to play out like whatever the opposite of gay chicken is. two gay men pretending to be straight and the first one to man up and confess his love loses. to death.

sure cas fell in love with a bug but you don’t know that you wouldn’t. if you could speak the language of bugs and be bugsized and walk among the bugs and you met a bug that was so full of love and other complicated bug emotions you don’t know. you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug

Bug loves Cas

cas is so funny

it’s very funny because they had to kill them both lest they find themselves unable to get out of the corner of “sam has eileen who he could build a life with and dean. well dean you see. well he has his buddy cas.” an elephant in the room and its name is and they were best buddies and roommates for the rest of their natural lives :) his dream was beach day with his brother and his. cas. they stopped even trying to give him romantic interactions in a post wrapping him for his pyre alone world besides grief induced spiral subplot in an ep where sam thought maybe a strip club will fix him. if he lived sam and eileen were probably going to build their relationship and eventually a home together someday whether that was a hunter’s hub in the bunker or moving out or living separately but living together and dean. well it’s very funny when fics even pre confession have dean shack up with cas and enter a common law marriage all the while thinking “i see nothing of note in this picture. im so happy my buddy cas is here to stay this time.”