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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you
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your periodic fic recs roundup
black dog by delagauchetiere (E | 68351 | Shane/Ilya)
Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back. So. Not stealing. But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there? Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is. Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
slowly towards the door by segs (E | 4243 | Shane/Ilya)
"You should read some of these comments," he says, very conversational, then continues in a lower voice: "It is crazy, what these people want to do to you." // Ilya does a Calvin Klein ad. To spite Shane, probably, who has already done one.
my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed (E | 18061 | Shane/Ilya, Shane/Scott)
rpfactorfiction Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
// So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
illiquid assets by knucklecurve (M | 1065 | Shane/Ilya)
Shane never spent money on things that made it look like he was spending money.
breaking your ground by twnkwlf (E | 2750 | Shane/Ilya)
They have to get out of this fucking bed.
usagi ringo by boatcat (E | 6762 | Shane/Ilya)
Someone posts a photo of Shane looking very in love with Ilya after the first term of the Irina Foundation's hockey camp. Ilya’s grinning, his head bowed towards Shane’s, his hand gripping the back of Shane’s neck. They’re in their kit on the ice. Ilya's a little blurry, in motion, but Shane's not. It’s Shane’s face. It’s what his face is doing, it has to be. He’s ducked his head, but it’s still visible. He’s looking at Ilya. Shane’s never seen that look on his own face. He didn’t know it could do that. It’s soft and hungry. His eyes are hot. He’s melting under Ilya’s hand. It’s a smoking fucking gun. There’s a fragment of his love on his face, on Twitter.
Birds! by pic_in_blue (M | 11192 | Shane/Ilya)
HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching? ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times. Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake. ILYA They are not scary at all. Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane. --- Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.
white adult who has only read the hunger games seeing any political situation: getting a lot of "hunger games" vibes from this...
Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate
For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.
For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”
For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.
#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
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okay but with how much ilya loves being a little shit and splashing shane or shaking his hair out close enough to soak shane, i'm CACKLING imagining shane being so smug while sticking close to his mom one day when they're having a family lake day
yuna thinks oh maybe shane is just having a rough time with so many changes happening all at the same time in his life and just needs a little extra love rn and meanwhile every single time she turns away at all shane is behind her back 😈🖕at his husband because the Mom Shield makes him INVINCIBLE
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
based on this post:
this is what they fantasize about while scrolling tiktok mindlessly
Underrated Heated Rivalry Fic: Round 2
We're back for round 2 folks!!
Quick reminders before we dive in:
Underrated = ~20k hits or less. This is not a strict guideline, but I do generally follow it. There are fics I love and would rec that have too many hits and are thus disqualified from the list, so sorry.
If you love a fic on this list, please, please comment on the fic and show the author some love! They deserve it!
On the flip side, if you dislike a fic on this list, hit the back button and move on. Every fic isn't for every person; so practice don't like, don't read, exit the fic, and DO NOT comment. Authors write these fics for fun and we get the privilege of reading them (for free!), so be nice.
Round 1 of the rec list can be found here
it's timeee for fic rec 12! this is the first time it's been long enough i'm putting some under the cut. this is why i should be doing them more often but alas. responsibilities
(one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten eleven)
не было бы счастья, да несчастье помогло (if not for misfortune, i’d have no luck at all) teen, 15k, oneshot. ilya gets outed. shane visits russia, cleans irina's grave, and sends sexy furcoat pictures. in roughly that order. a very lovely character exploration and overall great look into the Russia of it all. also i adore the shane & svetlana friendship here
crossfire explicit, 9k, oneshot. cliff marlow had a threesome with ilya rozanov once- shane recreates it for them. very hot, very fun read.
compromising on perfection mature, 5k, oneshot. pre-tuna melt, shane deals with some of his eating disorder issues; the tuna melt goes down differently. obviously look out for ed stuff, but i really like the impact it has
Hockey dudes and the dudes in their lives SERIES it's! a really good read. some warnings for topics with suicide, but has cliff marlow and ilya friendship, getting therapy, and an ongoing shane hollander The Brand thesis that hurts me to read.
best man code teen, 3k, oneshot. ilya comes out to boston. cliff has some introspection to do.
geryon explicit, 12k, oneshot. ilya character study ever!!!! warning for dubcon but god damn. fuck. really good
heavy handed explicit, 33k, oneshot. shane falls apart in montreal. ilya helps. a bowling ball to the stomach emotionally, but a good one
gossip girl mature, 5k, oneshot. friendship, nudes, and alcohol: shane spends a night being silly with the pikes and rose.
Freedom4Lily teen, 2k, oneshot. people think shane hollander is bullying his girlfriend lily. we all know who's harassing who
now you can start teen, 14k, oneshot. au where ilya's traded to montreal and they were never together. ilya ends up in shane's apartment building. this is also categorized in my spreadsheet with "kinks: can I say shane hollander being autistic? because I think it fits". a very fun character study
cue me up quickly, take me down slow mature, 3k, oneshot. shane character study, done in the elevator down the vegas penthouse. this one! hurt my feelings!
and yet, yet, yet mature, 2k, oneshot. ILYA PUPPY PLAY! EVERYONE CLAP
hello from moscow, goodbye from montreal explicit, 64k, ongoing. ilya starts calling shane in russia. a really good relationship development here! i like it a lot!
ce soir j'ai retrouvé ma beauté entre tes mains explicit, 5k, oneshot. ilya loses a bet, wears lingerie, and drives shane crazy. hot!!! it's fucking hot!!
friends; family rose and ilya friendship!!!! and a character study, but honestly i was so gripped by their convos. really really good fic
is this thing on? teen, 12k, oneshot. post-early retirement, shane and svetlana really do start that podcast. fun!!
tin roof rusted explicit, 4k, oneshot. omegaverse. so, the condom breaks. shane calls his assistant captain with questions about the morning after pill. i CACKLED.
give you up teen, 23k, complete. shane decides he needs a break- that, or ilya can actually answer questions about his emotions. character study, and a good relationship development fic.
i wouldn't ask you explicit, 12k, oneshot. pwp, sickfic, and character study all in one.
we are never getting back together (like ever) (rose's version) teen, 3k, oneshot. rose and shane text.
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dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual
genuinely find it fascinating how much fantasy writing discussion/advice online is centered around the struggle of making a dndish/tolkien rip off fantasy world stand out and feel different than the others, and regularly comes to the conclusion that to succeed at this you should focus even harder on realistically detailing the cultures of the elves/humans/orcs/dwarves/whatever random group of fantasy races are hanging around (the thing most of these projects already massively focus on) in the hopes that yours is simply the most vivid and evocative ever, as opposed to, like, just writing anything else
sorry @tearlessrain I have to share your tags they're just so good
#look the whole reason tolkien and other fantasy writers of his caliber are so well received is that they were doing something they loved#tolkien had multiple detailed conlangs because he was really into linguistics#he wrote about the themes he did because they were important to him#so find something you love and write that instead of trying to write like someone else#if you want to build a complicated fantasy world build it around your interests#if you're into astronomy than draw up star charts and write a whole history of your world that highlights the significance of them#if you're really into the history of textiles then use that to add flavor to the cultures and characters#you gotta fall in love with the thing you're making at least a little bit that's the key
oh honey you got a BIG storm coming
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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
leslut de lyingcunt or something like that
