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hollanov pr video for the cens where harris recruits shane (and later ilya for a matching video) to finally settle the whole 'attached at the hip' thing. this is achieved by having the recruited hollanov slowly inch further n further away during locker room time at praccy until the other one notices. the video does not settle shit. both- on record- manage a total of three feet (or the moment they leave the others peripheral) before their husband is letting out a whine and reaching back (ilya) or straightening up suddenly and turning around with that signature crinkle between their eyebrows and ☹️ (shane). the cens socials blow up.

that's #myilya. Never bought that story of messy ilya, leaving things and being the eptome of lazy bachelor frat boy.

Shane shortly before waking Ilya up at the cottage: ‘Hmmmmm, I can’t trap him with a baby. wait let me google……okay i definitely can’t get pregnant. Hold on…..sea-horse dads?…..nevermind…..can i adopt a baby-trap?…………no I’d just have a kid……………………okay wait what if we like coached some kids? Like they wouldn’t be ours but like- we wouldn’t be able to break-up because of the kids. Am i fucking on drugs? What the fuck am i thinking……..wait………..like a team of kids but it’s like charity…………cause men leave their children all the time but it would be a really bad look to leave a charity……………….i can make a charity and it’ll have kids and we’ll help the kids……..and Ilya likes kids…………and he likes me………..and he’ll wanna stay with me forever….so he’ll be baby trapped AND we’ll be doing a good thing.* “Ilya wake up i have an idea.”

smth smth the way loons return in pairs to the same breeding lake year after year to defend it because once they've found home they keep finding their way back to it. hollanov crossing continents only to end up at the cottage every summer, every season, no matter what the year has brought them. building the wall a little taller each time until the whole world is outside and it's just theirs. shane standing in front of the commissioner saying "i choose him come on ilya." yuna: you would leave boston for shane? ilya: yes. no questions asked. can someone sedate me

Vampire Shane feeding off Ilya one night and almost immediately pulling back and giving Ilya a disappointed look. Ilya asks what’s wrong and Shane asks why he hasn’t taken his antidepressants.

shane wakes up from a nap and notices that ilya isn’t in the room, which is incredibly weird because since they arrived in spain, ilya seems to think he’s a part of shane’s body. he gets worried and picks up his phone and sees that ilya sent him a message saying “my beloved sweetheart, i’m down at the dance ballroom learning salsa with incredible ladies” and shane snorts and thinks “that seems like a place where ilya would be”. so he goes after his husband and finds him surrounded by old ladies, dancing with one of them, and one of the ladies notices shane at the door and goes “oh young boy, you haven’t lied, you do have a very good looking husband” and ilya follows her gaze and finds shane and opens a wide grin going “mi amor!” and he apologizes to the lady he was dancing with to go to his husband and another lady says “oh if i was younger that boy right there would be my catch” and ilya turns to her with shane in his arms and goes “ah no, shane is useless with women” and shane slaps him and he keeps going “me on the other hand, i’m for incredible women like you all” and the same lady says “if you didn’t spend the whole hour talking about your husband we would’ve believed you” and ilya fake gasps while shane laughs and goes “don’t say that, my husband already has a big ego” and he smiles and turns to shane who was already looking at him and he kisses his husband while the ladies cheer.

"Moy pomidor" still the cutest pet names