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I'm scheduling this for when I'm 20 right now the year is 2015 Donald Trump is running for president and kanye said he'll be in the next election. everyone wants to look like Kylie Jenner. cops are doing bad things please tell me it got better AND I BETTER BE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY IF IT DIDNT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? anyways. I hope you're doing ok tell future Cosmo I love him. PS. I'm disappointed in you if you're not with someone super hot ok whotookgranolabar

Be kind to humans abused and exploited by capitalism

when will i be seduced by a beautiful genderfluid forest sprite who will lead me deep into the woods and lay me down in a bed of ferns

I finally understand what blink-182 means.

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

BongWater

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

ur right and u should say it

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

😍

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

the reason why he is the best is because Rdj gives zero fucks about peoples opinions or what others will think. He’s doing his own thing. But what he does care about it his fans and making them happy. That is what makes him the best. 

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft