@nickiszler

time to call otters “moist boys”

you must.

What a beautiful octopus.

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

I got the job

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

Relevant.

If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs.

This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

staff dont delete my blog. i am merely a simple meme farmer tending to my meme crops

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

oh shit is that an alien

yeah

oh wow