who made these worms soggy? was it you? huh?

What the fuck am I looking at here?

How is this so visually unintelligible?

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

Alexa is recording all your personal data so that amazon can release the world’s biggest aphobe list

how and WHY in gods name is one of tumblrs current ads just uncensored nude velma

this website is a constant fucking joke

good thing they banned porn so their advertisers wouldn’t have to host on a site with boobies

they didn’t want the ads to have competition 

my three weed smorking girlfriends is the millennial’s beowulf

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

my IQ test results were negative

congratulations on not being infected

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer