if i want the mush, i'll get the mush.

This is my favorite kind of really dumb localization thing

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad

Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks

NEW WHALE ??!!?

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

What is the objective?

Survive.

On all levels except physical this is me