Whoooo! Eliwood!

*turns to the camera* Denji, you were finally able to open the door. You helped me kill Power. There might have been a way to save Hayakawa, if only you'd bought the Revelation DLC for $19.99 on the Nintendo 3DS eshop while it was still up, but y

To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

"Is family about who raised you when you were 6 or who raised you when you were 10?"

No, family is where you were born. You're ruler of Valla now.

Family is your cousin that you can marry in all three routes because it doesn’t get dropped until the end of the third because they needed an excuse to put Corrin on the throne

See, now you're starting to understand Fates.

Every single time I catch myself slipping into historical revisionism that people were too harsh on the writing, or that it was actually good somehow, I just think about it for more than 5 seconds and stop thinking that

new fe players who started with 3h be like "HOW am I supposed to care about characters without 5000+ lines of dialogue about how mentally ill they are and a year by year breakdown of their entire life from birth till the story starts and 38hrs of seeing them age and go through formative experiences this is OUTRAGEOUS" meanwhile fe boomers be like "this is my scrimblo McRedKnight from the japan-exclusive 1998 game Tales of the Honky Tonky War he has three (3) lines one of which you'll only see with his literal last breath and he's my favorite character ever because one time he dodge-tanked 12 enemies in a row on enemy phase and procced a 17% crit chance on the chapter boss and gained str spd and def on level up"