smoke and mirrors

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

lets kpop n chill (binge watch kpop videos n forget how many groups we stan n lose complete track of time)

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.