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Smt I will see a meme about men being arrogant and I'm like 'oh that's actually me'. But I have decided that I've worked hard for that so I will say that movie is predictable and I will tell you that your business idea is bad and I will tell you that it's dumb to not use the debugger I recommended to you.

Learning how to drive after believing that I was incapable of learning it has taught me multiple things. Like that sometimes you have to confront your fears and get out of your comfort zone. It has also taught me that i love driving too fast and that I am terribly impatient.

Boomers trying to tell you you ain't got tits : oh wow I really thought you were much younger! You just look very young. You could be 15! I would believe that. You don't look 26. Do you work out? You look very sporty. No? Oh wow I really thought.. Nono it's just youre so.. Delicate, you look so youthful. But it's good.. it's gooood. That means you'll look younger when you get older haha :)

Been driving my mom's car to work and it's so class bc I need only half an hour opposed to 1 hour 15 minutes but the funniest thing is that she has a compact mini suv, nothing too fancy but way out of my price class and I've been getting the dirtiest looks ever for being a young bitch with a fat car and it's invigorating.

Second time in 2 weeks that 2 busses in a row are canceled, resulting in me needing over 2 hours for my way home instead of just the usual over 1 hour. Smoking cheap cigarettes cuz there's only an Aldi in this godforsaken village. Sunburnt from waiting at the station. Calling it busausfallcore to romanticize so I don't jump in front of one of the passing cars.

It's fun writing songs about your personal grievances but then when you keep playing them again and again it just keeps reminding you and now you're angry again.

Saw a meme about ssri but my brain immediately went over it and went to ssis as in sql server integration services and that is all you need to know about the first half of this year.

Within one year I finished my bachelor's degree, started my first real job, got a cat, got a license and switched living situations to onlyiving with my bf. And the only noticeable change is that teenagers don't shoot me that comparison look when I wear work clothes, cuz thats the only time people recognize me as someone over 18.

I also asked my dad to name 3 of my friends and he said 'well there's Paul who always was such a great help on your moves. Then there's the girl with the horrible father..' my mom throws in 'he's been dead for 7 years!' And then lastly? 'the girl that is just batshit crazy! You know the one that annoys me'. Thanks dad.