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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.

expanding it to a full matrix: Sword And Sorcery has An Hero whose Job is Sword, and YA Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Destiny is Sword.

wow, this is an exceptionally effective taxonomy.

tennis is such a beautiful sport because its like what if we all went reaaally quiet so we can hear these people moan when they hit a little ball