he’s cringe and he’s not even free

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

yeah this is how it's going

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers