Toby

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

smiski.... i need..... i need more smiskis...

been really getting into music lately. has anyone else discovered this music thing. there's sounds in there.

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

i am So transgender and thank god

I’m a creep LMFAOOO I’m a weirdo LOL