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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
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We’ll find you Amanda.

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As a celebration for hitting a new follower count, we here at DS&D are pairing up with @magicandstitchcraft for a giveaway! Not one but TWO winners will be picked for prizes between tumblr and twitter!
What is DS&D? Dwarf Stars & Dreadnaughts (DS&D for short) is a sci-fi fantasy podcast based around the rules of D&D 5e, featuring many queer cast members and characters. All enemies, planets, planes, and items are homebrewed by the DM, which are later available for other people to use for free in their games at home! Follow us on tumblr and twitter @dwarfstarscast!
What is @magicandstitchcraft? M&S is a one-person, Canada-based sewing company that makes dice bags, including custom orders! Look in the banner or first reblog for links to her tumblr, twitter, and etsy pages!
Now, on to the giveaway!
Prizes from tumblr and twitter:
1ST PLACE: one 7-piece set of picked-for-you dice AND one DS&D-themed medium-size dice bag from magicandstitchcraft, pictured above! That holds ~84 regular dice!
2ND PLACE: one 7-piece set of picked-for-you dice!
Rules for entry:
Two entries on tumblr: one like and one reblog per blog
Two entries on twitter: one like and one retweet per twitter account
Duplicate entries will not be counted, so don’t spam your followers!
Must be following @dwarfstarscast and @magicandstitchcraft (we will check!)
If picked, you must respond within 24 hours and be willing to give physical address so we can send you the prizes, otherwise another winner will be chosen!
No giveaway blogs can enter!
On February 15 (2019), all entrants from tumblr and twitter will be combined and two winners will be picked from the total using a random number generator!
ENTRIES END FEB. 14 at 11:59PM/23:59 EST!!!
Four days left to enter for the giveaway!
Three days left! This giveaway is international, too!
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I was not ready
unmute this
I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes
how dare you do this to me while I’m sitting in the library holy fuck
I totally needed this today.
thank you staff

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Hey parents: teach your sons to shut the fuck up and listen to women.
I’ve used statement #1 for years - if someone interrupts me, I will keep speaking, and if they speak over me, I will get loud and say “I AM STILL SPEAKING, MAY I PLEASE FINISH.” I don’t state that as a question - it’s definitely a statement. Either the person interrupting is going to acquiesce and be quiet so I can finish, or they’re going to have to prove they’re an asshole by saying “No”. Either way, I win.
I don’t know who came up with it but pretty much all of these clear plastic pieces of clothing are ridiculous because you’re spending a hundred dollars or more to look like you’re wearing a raincoat
someone probably paid $80 for this
it looks like someone killed her clothes and they came back as a ghost
Clothing for people who do not know how to eat without spilling on themselves.
A struggling magician has been trying for a long time to learn how to convincingly pull a rabbit from a hat. Eventually, the rabbit starts helping.
This sounds like something Pixar would make as a short. Maybe as a sequel to Presto.
rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw
to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^
This is just the happiest video IMO.
“PLAY! FUN! Happy! Play?” *looks at dog* “No, no play? Naps? Okay. Naps.” *flop*
“Mr. Beaker, set ego to ‘Bruised’“.
George Takei and Bob Keeshan on Muppets Tonight (1996)
omfg
#muppets #muppetstonight #captainkangaroo #Sulu #StarTrek #GeorgeTakei #BobKeeshan

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My company, based in Washington State, built a website for a contractor whose business is located down in the San Francisco Bay Area. The owner of the company, who is over 60 years old (god bless him), called me yesterday and we had the following exchange:
Client: Hey, our website’s not working.
Me: Really? Here, let me see if I can pull it up real quick… Huh. Seems to be working fine here. I can see it no problem.
Client: Well, we can’t see it here. It’s not loading.
Me: Are you able to see other websites? Try something like Facebook or CNN or something.
Client: Nope, I can’t get those to come up either.
Me: Okay, well that leads me to believe you’re possibly having an internet outage down there.
Client: (perplexed) But how can it possibly be working for you? How come your internet isn’t down up there in Washington?
Me: Because we’re on a whole different service provider, in a different region than you.
Client: You mean the Internet isn’t just a big ‘thing’ that shuts down every once in a while?
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Creative Mom Dresses Up in Amazing Cosplay to Represent Older Women Characters
How about DUCKNGELION?!?!?
This is the cutest fucking thing ever and you can’t change my mind
Notice that Dean doesn’t have a fork. He’s going to eat the whole fucking thing with his knife.
Brides in Japan are Turning Their Long-Sleeve Kimonos Into Stunning Wedding Dresses
@moonblossom
I love this so much! I think it’s awesome that they evoke the feel of kimono and don’t alter the garment in any permanent way, but they’re so fun and modern at the same time <#

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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
It’s the only day to post this so I gotta