cars and aesthetics

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

It’s weird that you have one hand that knows how to do everything and your other hand just sits there like “Idk how to use a pencil”

Maybe traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings

Don’t complain about players derailing the story if you don’t give them any incentives to follow the story. Make them want to talk to the Quest-Giver. Make them a handsome half-elf. Or a sweet little Tiefling Girl. Or literally, anything that doesn’t scream “HEY I AM DANGER PLEASE SPEAK TO ME IF YOU DESIRE DEATH”

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.