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I want you all to know that this is a real thing that has just happened to me. He doesn’t know about the meme, I immediately related to the snail

#edward cullen #effervescent #i cant believe it #i am the snail

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- Bella at the meadow while ogling at Edward in the sleeveless button down

#edward cullen #bella swan #twilight #stupid sleeveless button down owner

*hunting with the Cullens*

CRACKING OPEN A BEAR WITH THE COLD ONES!!

Carlisle: nO

Emmett: HELL YEAH!! *over excitedly tries to high five me and accidentally smacks me in the face*

Eddie boy: *crying in the corner about being a monster or whatever*

#emmett cullen #my favorite cold one #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #cold ones

Remember when Smeyer tried so hard to make Bella not like other girls that she literally made black licorice her favorite candy?

Fuck you Stephenie Meyer, that shit tastes the way rubbing alcohol smells, you ABSOLUTE FUCKING MENACE

#bella swan #gtfo of my sight #i had to put down the damn book #like you’re lying and you know you are #edward cullen #midnight sun #just say you hate women and go

bellaskhakis

so are we just not gonna talk about the sexual tension between Carlisle and Bella while he stitched her up in new moon?

ginwhitlock

bellaskhakis

like i’m not saying i’m into it but how are we just gonna ignore this

ginwhitlock

The way she grabs onto his side? The silk shirt? The stare to his chest? Ma’am..... I don’t see a nonsexual explanation

ginwhitlock

If we agree on something it’s canon sorry guys. Anyway Bella wanted to fuck Carlisle in this scene and he would’ve let her I SAID WHAT I SAID

haletwinsstan

Ladies I’m not saying you’re wrong I’m just saying for once can we not

lesboaliceswan

the bible app is free you know

ginwhitlock

Ma’am I’m the granddaughter of a preacher I’m right with god he knows my values

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chnnmrgn

Bella: Change me.

Edward: Marry me first.

Bella:

howulikindaraingirl

twilight as what we do in the shadows gifs:

the cullens explaining why the wolf pack hates them:

edward watching bella sleep:

rosalie when emmett tries to talk her down from killing bella:

how i picture the vampires “hissing” things at each other:

the cullens watching edward eat pizza for bella:

bella when jacob answers the phone in her house:

emmett, rosalie, and jasper trying to find a good room for a wrestling match and accidentally opening the door to the room bella’s staying in:

edward refusing to have sex with bella again:

rosalie to edward when they think the volturi will kill them:

renegade:

whitlockswhore

You know what? I couldn’t have a vampire watch me sleep. Not only do I talk in my sleep, I also sleep in my underwear.

Imagine a 108 year old virgin breaking into my room while I mumble nonsense with my tiddies and chub out? I just know its not a pretty sight. Also I’d do my best to beat him up if knew he stayed to watch me sleep anyways!

whitlockswhore

I change my mind after reading the part about him killing the spider so it wouldn’t bite her. Is there a number I can call so I can hire him to get the mosquitos before they get me? Because my reactions are so severe and my legs are starting to look like I got beat up

#edward cullen #midnight sun #titties will be out so he just has to deal with it #gross I know I’m sorry #excuse my hairy leg here

pattinsonsupremacy

exactly

lemonadebottlecap

starlorddude

Me:

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howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

bella gradually starts stealing jacob’s hoodies one by one and she thinks jake doesn’t know but he just pretends he doesn’t notice because he thinks it’s cute this is 100% fact from new moon canon

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

ok this is a super old post but I just realized his hoodies would be so big on her it’d be adorable 🥺

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis I’m 🥺

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

@frowningalittle

emotwilights

its-the-fluorescentsss

I’m sorry but one of the funniest moments out of the entire twilight saga is when Bella sees Laurent in that field and he’s all like “do the Cullens visit often?” And Edward just materializes out of thin air and goes “LIE”

LIKE IF I WAS BELLA I WOULD’VE LAUGHED

ratatouillecarliecullen

'LIE BETTER.'

roasting her even as she was on the verge of death.

whitlockswhore

I would have been like “excuse me Laurent” and looked at Edward and been like “oh I’m sorry Mr. Fluorescence, would you like to offer some help?”

whisperbabe

twilight vs midnight sun

#bella thinking that she's being supportive and edward mentally booking her into a mental health facility is my favourite running theme

jessicastanleyfanclub

breaking dawn deleted scenes

twilightrenaissanceshallrise

I have a feeling that Bella turned around one day at lunch and seen Emmett looking like this

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chloebeale

“who else gets married at eighteen?”

whitlockswhore

She was so annoying. We get it, you’re a hater. Goodbye

the-amazon-coven

Listen Jessica is one of the most relatable characters in the series. Imagine the weird intense emo kids after dating for less then two years get married. I’d think she’d be knocked up or joking a cult

whitlockswhore

Oh its the cult one for me. But she’s just a hater to be a hater and because Edward never paid her any attention and Mike continuously snubbed her for Bella when Bella didn’t pay him an ounce of attention.

chloebeale

“who else gets married at eighteen?”

whitlockswhore

She was so annoying. We get it, you’re a hater. Goodbye

imiefan

no i know but like…come on…who else gets married at 18?

whitlockswhore

ANOTHER hater spotted in the crowd

#no honestly high school sweethearts that end up divorced after five years

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