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Suffered a minor inconvenience and immediately thought of this build clip

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machinot

what if objects in blender possibly made a weee woooo when being scaled and clacked against eachother when bein moved around

machinot

people keep saying "if only this is a blender addon" this is an addon and if u follow me i will finish it and let you all have it

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

milquetoaast

source

yanguang

draconym

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

draconym

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

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draconym

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

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fairycosmos

whats the fixation with that radioactive song lately?

msaybe U just dont get it because you never breathed in the chemicals

fairycosmos

bros never woken up to ash and dust

idiomagic

Health update: I've been home from the hospital for almost a week now, and I am feeling Much Improved. What happened: Last Tuesday, I was feeling very weak and shaky, with considerable muscle pain and weakness.

This is not entirely unusual for me, as I have hEDS. It was, however, a bit more extreme than I am used to.

Tuesday night, I went to stand up and every muscle in my body completely noped out. I collapsed on the floor, and could not get up, as none of my muscles was working at all. I flopped and sort of inchwormed out of my room and down the hall to find Jonathan. About 60 feet of impossible movement. I'm sure I looked both alarming and comical. I'm still not sure how I made it, but the only other option was to die where I was, which seemed like an unpalatable choice. Our tenant has had nursing training, so I sent Jonathan to get her. She took one look at me and immediately called an ambulance. In the ambulance, the 3 EMTs were wonderful. They immediately started an IV and hooked me up to an EEG (EKG?)

I deal with crises through a combination of terrifying competence and humor. Samples of dialogue from the ambulance ride: EMT: I've established an IV. 22 needle in the hand. 22 in the hand. Me: ...is better than 2 in the bush. EMT: I can't find a pulse. No pulse detected. Me: I suppose this is a good time to tell you I'm an organ donor... EMT: (trying to distract me from the Unpleasant Things her colleagues were doing to me) What made you choose to become an organ donor? Me: Oh, I'm just really into recycling... We arrived at the hospital, and I spent 23 hours in a hallway, with one trip to the CT scanner. No water, no fluids, no bed pan. My muscles were still AWOL, so I was completely helpless. It was...unpleasant. When my bloodwork came back, it was determined that I had so little potassium in my body that it didn't even register on the tests. No one could explain how I was still alive. I spent a further 5 days in the hospital, and gradually regained control of my muscles. I'm now back to my normal, which isn't very, but at least I can shuffle around and wipe my own butt again. Small victories. :) Early next week, I have to see a doctor and get another blood panel done, to make sure my potassium and CK levels are stable. This is going to cost me around $350 out of pocket. I don't have anywhere near that much money. If anyone can help, I would be extremely grateful. Reblogs are a huge help! I've just listed more magnets in my Etsy store.

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I have a Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/idiomagic I have an Amazon wishlist with some medical stuff I need: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/BK56PZUL2A76?ref_=wl_share

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jermaobsession

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

cages-boxes-hunters-foxes

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

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birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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She's being so big and brave.

kaijufluffs

The long awaited sequel.

devilsskettle

Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman

devilsskettle

destiny2-names

What's your favorite patrol zone?

Cosmodrome

EDZ

Nessus

Moon

Europa

Dreaming City

Throne World

Neptune

Pale Heart

Kepler

Voting ended onAug 8

#um #uh #if Io were still in the game I'd pick that. but alas #IDK why but the EDZ feels like home to me.

badassdemonsword

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

wtf were you gonna say

redhotarsenic

Please respect my privacy

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

my deepest apologies

redhotarsenic

I forgive you

redhotarsenic

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

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creekmotel

sometiktoksarevalid

bogleech

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

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