Turning the Page for the Next Chapter

Stop it. I can’t handle it.

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OMG

Guy: Hello, how are you? [Eminem rapping crazily fast]

What the ever loving fuck?

^^^ exactly my thoughts

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

Well finally we know what the fox says

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.

beep beep

how this cat go beep beep?

This should be the beginning of an episode of @mydrunkkitchen

my grandmother died having only used her china like twice in her life. during the year or so before her death, she was starting to package up and give things of hers to her kids, and gave mom the china while sighing “oh i wish i had used the china more!” and mom tried so hard to convince her to just keep it, then, and eat corny dogs off it if she wanted. she insisted she couldn’t possibly, you need a special reason to use the fine china. when nana died, we used her fine china as our everyday dishes for years. i was 18 when she died, and never really stopped having that in the back of my head. now, when i hear myself say “i wish i had a reason to wear/do/eat/use X!” i hear nana regretting never really using her china. and let me tell you a thing: spaghettios taste great when eaten from fine china.