The grid, old drivers and relatives playing cod in teams of two against each other
“Lando Lando LanDo LAndO LANDO LANDO”
“Max Max get me up MAX GET ME UP”
Die before they can revive each other but have fun listening to music and talking about the new f1 memes together. Also will talk shit about the others together because they’re bffs. Also Max will spend all his money on a new outfit instead of buying more revival or just buying Lando back. (when Lando realises Robert is actually joining he can’t stop playing every Robert meme song he knows and best thing is, he knows all the words)
A mess of french talking (screaming). Pierre carries the team but lets Charles have it every time he says he is the best at cod. Charles has no idea what everything is called be he will die looking great. While Pierre is just a soft bean loving him through it.
“How can you kill the babies???”
Kimi will just sit there killing everybody without blinking or panicking while Seb screams murder every time Kimi kills one of the younger ones. Seb also has no idea what all the buttons are for and just settles for giving comments (note: calling Charles asking if he is okay???)
Lewis absolutely wins like every single time and does it while looking great. Nico is just there as emotional support husband and you can’t convince me otherwise.
You better be ready to amputate your years because Alex will scream. Soft Luca just quietly giggling while he carries the team and does very very well.
Mate they’re just here to have fun and quote tiktoks at each other. Connor keeps giggling every time Callum dies instead of helping him up like a good person. Callum’s voice shrieking every time he almost gets killed or ends up in the gulag, again.
Esteban gets very angry literally every time Max shoots him and Romain tries to calm him down with french food.
Daniel keeps laughing hard and eating all the snacks because Michael is focused ™. Does fairly well but dies because he tries to keep Daniel from eating all the snacks. Also Daniel just straight up refuses to kill Max.
Daniil blows up everything while vibing to Russian hardbass, and just generally having fun being reckless. Robert being absolutely there for it and hyping him up and getting in the occasional nice kill.
Bitch the dream team???? Very very competitive and will kill you without hesitating bitch. Also have the range of snacks ready for when they have to pull through.
Might not be the best because their outfits are entirely pink but they will die looking good. Also have the feeling the will slap each other if something goes wrong.
Just happy to be involved that’s all.
The first ten minutes they try and shoot each other but it doesn’t work. Fight and curse A LOT but they make it work amazingly in the end????? Like they actually win once and then think they can fuck everybody over the next time while in reality Lewis was distracted because Nico kissed him.
George is screaming at Nicky and Nicky just does not understand because all he does at gaming is mario kart?? And what on earth is the gulag??? But George makes it work? And he is so so competitive. Will do post game debrief.
Nando and Jenson (and Stoffel)
Fernando is just fed up because he does not understand anything that is going on so he keeps muttering in Spanish and Jenson tries to calm him down while he hopes Nando doesn’t summon a demon on the way. And look Stoffel never gave a lot about the rules so you bet he’s joining Nando and Jenson just to save their asses. But then someone kills Stoffel and oh god someone murdered Nando’s SON?????? Out for blood I can tell you that.
Look they’re just here to enjoy the f1 drama, sit in each other’s laps and drink some wine. Everybody is screaming and they’re just planning murder in quiet french. It is what it is.
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