I Don't Get This Tumblr Thing

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*reading out my phone number to someone* thats 8 as in 80, 2 as in 26,748,937.27, 3 as in pi,

Our first appointment of the day is a purebred dachshund named "Willy"

My in-laws had a weiner dog named "Willy" too. Turns out he only had one testicle, so he became "Willy the One Nut Weiner."

Please thank your in-laws on behalf of all the vet staff at the hospital he goes to

The vet hospital I work at has a dachshund patient named Dickie. This is enough to warrant a sensible chuckle all by itself, but it gets so much better when you meet him in person. Face to face you can see that his collar ID tag actully has his full name: Dickie Normus.

My mom’s weenie was named Woody ♥️