[I hold a beast, an angel and a madman in me]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

after shampoo day im the hottest girl in the world for two days and then i am a rat person again until the next shampoo day

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

They should invent a sleeping from 4am to 10am that gives you 10 hours of sleep

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

i finally ordered posters of this yay theyre in the shop now