Whispering Rock and Roll!

So uh...

well uh um... yeah. I don't know what this means going forward. I don't know if we're dating or not, because Donnie hasn't said so. But it was... well, nice, to get to.... be intimate with with them.

I'm not gonna pretend I understand the whole gender thing Donnie's got going, something about 'masc' and 'fluid' and all these other terms I'm not familiar with -- but ultimately, it doesn't matter. Donny's a wonderful person and I shared something special with, and that's what matters.

And it's not gay because it's penis and vagina and Donnie told me it wasn't gay and if any of you tried to tease me about he could come out here and tell you to stop it and I told him that was okay I handle it but don't tease me and call me gay and say I have a boyfriend because I'm STRAIGHT and we're not dating yet and if we were he -- they would be my theyfriend and Donnie said it was okay to see them as a girl if that made me more comfortable and also Donny said if any of you pick on me he'll -- she'll -- they'll come and back me up and tell you to stop being haters and I have absolutely no problem with gay people and Freddy Mercury is my favorite singer but I personally am not gay so don't tease about it in the comments because bullying is wrong and ACDC is coming to my house later and you guys aren't invited because you're mean so that's off the table

you uh... you don't need to know what was under that thought balloon.

(OOC: tagging this one as mature because it's a little spicy)

Finally, after conducting so much research in solitude I finally have an assistant! I was doing a pretty good job moving forward on my own, but if my new partner can keep up, it could accelerate our findings!

So uh...

Called in some professional help

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Norman x Dipper (duh... just look at my profile lmao.)

2. Lili x Raz (classic)

3. Neil x Mabel (it's a fun dynamic!)

4. Wybie x Coraline (again, a classic but Neil & Mabes sound much more fun to me with their dynamic!)

5. Lili x Coraline (Coraline was Lili's bi awakening confirmed?)

6. Norman x Wybie (didn't know it was possible until those few fanarts... but I love it!)

7. Neil x Wybie (They're cute!)

8. Mabel x Coraline (So cute!!)

9. Dipper x Wybie (cuties!)

10. Lili x Mabel (also super cute!)

11. Raz x Wybie (CUTE)

12. Raz x Dipper (still cute!)

13. Norman x Neil (might as well be canon tbh... but I mostly just feel neutral ab it!)

14. Norman x Mabel (I think the only reason they would date is bc Mabel really resembles Dipper and Norman is lowk gaslighting himself)

15. Dipper x Neil (meh.)

16. Dipper x Coraline (idk it just doesn't feel with me.)

17. Neil x Coraline (same with Dipper and Coraline, I just don't feel it.)

18. Wybie x Lili (They wouldn't have any chemistry in that scene, maybe it's just me though...)

19. Dipper x Lili (same with the above tbh, I just don't seem em mixing.)

20. Raz x Norman ( they'd be bffs and bond over their issues, I just don't see em clashing romantically in anyway lmao.)

21. Raz x Neil (just do not see it happening. )

22. Lili x Neil (Lili cannot handle Neil's optimism (and sometimes stupidity, affectionate) lmao)

23. Norman x Lili (I think they argue on ethics too much for em to date.)

24. Mabel x Wybie (she has a tendency of breaking his inventions on accident. He's not letting her near his workshop, you think he's letting her in his heart?)

25. Raz x Coraline (they're working together as co-leaders, they are too stressed with both being leaders to do that.)

26. Raz x Mabel (I just dislike it lmao.)

27. Coraline x Norman (I gen see them as cousins or smth like that. I cannot for the life of me like it. Ik they're not related canonically, but it's just AGH.)

28. Dipper x Mabel (I despise pinecest. I DESPISE PINECEST.)